how can i pass pee test
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poopoo1964
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The best method out there my friend....
IregAt420
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If you love weed then you will realize you need money to buy weed and therefore you need to quit smoking love and working for weed. It works. I just took one today, havent smoked for 2 months just to be sure. Dont try to take clean piss in there man, its not very fool proof. They are catching a shit-ton of people in my area nowadays.
PineAppleLover
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Exercise and sweat a lot and drink lots of water and cranberry pills =]
The Mastermind
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It depends on when your test is. If you have about two weeks to prepare, you should be fine.
Considering its a pee-test, the best thing to do is make an attempt to get as much of the metabolite that is tested out of your body. They don't specifically test for THC, but rather another non-psychoactive called THC-COOH or something along the lines of that. After a crap load of research, I think these are the best means of being able to pass a drug test:
1. Exercise. It speeds up your metabolism.
2. Take in liquids, preferably water and diuretics. Water is not a diuretic in itself. Diuretics, such as a pill, will make you piss if you took it early in the morning with 1 sip of water. Coffee is a diuretic. So is Cranberry juice (make sure its 100% juice, not that blended crap). Green tea. Here is a list: http://hubpages.com/hub/Natural-Diuretics
3. Fiber. You wouldn't think so, but a lot of the THC metabolites are actually expelled through your shit. No kidding. Soluble fiber, the kind that binds with water, is best in this case. It will make a lining around your intestinal wall, which will make it harder for the metabolites to be absorbed and make their way into your piss. So go to a store, get some Metamucil (I recommend a flavored one), and take it once in the morning and once at night. Make sure you drink plenty of water. Don't let this up.
4. B-Vitamins and Riboflavin.
5. Creatine. Go to a GNC or Walgreens and pick up this powdery substance. Creatinine, a product of creatine, is tested to measure dilution when it comes to water dilution. Considering you'll probably drink a shitload of water the day of the test, putting more creatine in your body will bump the ratio up to a normal level.
6. Don't smoke. I love weed too, but I love making money. If you can't go a couple weeks without smoking, check yourself out. Remember: DO THE DRUG, DON'T LET THE DRUG DO YOU.
Considering its a pee-test, the best thing to do is make an attempt to get as much of the metabolite that is tested out of your body. They don't specifically test for THC, but rather another non-psychoactive called THC-COOH or something along the lines of that. After a crap load of research, I think these are the best means of being able to pass a drug test:
1. Exercise. It speeds up your metabolism.
2. Take in liquids, preferably water and diuretics. Water is not a diuretic in itself. Diuretics, such as a pill, will make you piss if you took it early in the morning with 1 sip of water. Coffee is a diuretic. So is Cranberry juice (make sure its 100% juice, not that blended crap). Green tea. Here is a list: http://hubpages.com/hub/Natural-Diuretics
3. Fiber. You wouldn't think so, but a lot of the THC metabolites are actually expelled through your shit. No kidding. Soluble fiber, the kind that binds with water, is best in this case. It will make a lining around your intestinal wall, which will make it harder for the metabolites to be absorbed and make their way into your piss. So go to a store, get some Metamucil (I recommend a flavored one), and take it once in the morning and once at night. Make sure you drink plenty of water. Don't let this up.
4. B-Vitamins and Riboflavin.
5. Creatine. Go to a GNC or Walgreens and pick up this powdery substance. Creatinine, a product of creatine, is tested to measure dilution when it comes to water dilution. Considering you'll probably drink a shitload of water the day of the test, putting more creatine in your body will bump the ratio up to a normal level.
6. Don't smoke. I love weed too, but I love making money. If you can't go a couple weeks without smoking, check yourself out. Remember: DO THE DRUG, DON'T LET THE DRUG DO YOU.
Kodank Moment
Well-Known Member
Don't do drugs. Duh. Your life is more important then some herb. Smoke the herb, don't let it smoke you.
StonedBlownSkiller
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golden shower synthetic piss works....I just used it 2 weeks ago. comes with hand warmers and all.
Depending on what the job is, the pay, & how hard it is to find a job in your area, I would be safer then sorry. This is directed towards the TS not you StonedBlownSkiller. The reason I wouldn't recommend synthetic is because in California (Or most of it now) synthetic, even the newest version from QuickFix WILL test POSITIVE for SYNTHETICS.
Now, if your area has job openings all the time (Unlike here 18% unemployment) then I would just get clean & try again. I wouldn't put a career position, or a good above minimum wage position on luck that synthetics will pass.
That's just me though, do it right or don't do it at all. Not to say synthetics cant or wont work, there wonderful & have saved hundreds of peoples jobs, but, they have also lost hundreds of peoples jobs, the odds don't favor.
rowlman
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Look up ready clean products. I have used the drink ( 6- hours of clean pissing ) several times. If you follow the instructions..and no smoking for 48 hours...it will work. But you have to follow the instructions.
I worked on OSHA safety jobs for years...those of us who did it right were ok, those who smoke the same day of the test, or night b4, usually got fired.
So if you use this stuff...read the instructions.
I worked on OSHA safety jobs for years...those of us who did it right were ok, those who smoke the same day of the test, or night b4, usually got fired.
So if you use this stuff...read the instructions.
RickRolled
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how did this turn out for you? i got a pee test tommorrow, I haven't smoked in a week and i got the Detox Ready Clean