Lacy - sorry to break the bad news to you - but you are not even close to being the most annoying person. not even in the top hundred
here are some pointers for the future though...
1 ) offer bad advice... always
2 ) always "one-up" anyone else posting
3 ) hi-jack threads towards what you want to talk about
4 ) never accept anyone elses way may work as well or (gasp) even better than the way you do it
5 ) heatedly argue about mundane things (one of my personal faves)
6 ) be hostile
7 ) be condescending
8 ) be hostilely condescending or condescendingly hostile - your choice
9 ) never admit you're wrong (cause you never are)
10 ) never rep anyone
11 ) create a new account to be a complete ass-face without bringing down any wrath
12 ) never, ever show your grow but give advice on how to grow 50 or more plants and brag about all your grows (that are never shown) on every post.
that should get you started