Horrible reality!!!!!

Tyler Durden 77

Tyler Durden 77

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:fire: This could prove to get quite funny as long as no one want to act like an ass, yeah its stupid, probubly crass, but funny as hell!

okay we all know there have been days where u do nothing but smoke, jerk off, watch tv, smoke jerk off wat tv, (ect ect ).
(please insert "flick ur bean" where u c jerk off if ur female!)

QUESTION IS: on your worst day of nothingness, when its jus u and ur bud........ whats the most amount of times u jerked it in a day??? Think u can beat me???? lets call my number 5 (within 24 hours)...... yeah i know i was broke and bored that day.... but still had SMOKE! how bout u?:bigjoint:
 
Tyler Durden 77

Tyler Durden 77

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:bigjoint:thats funny as hell that u can look in on this thread, read the info, know it to b true???? and be scerred to post?

DONT B SCERRED WE R ALL ADULTS! this could b really funny?
 
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hahahahaha I doubt anybody is scared to say they beat there dick.We got some asshole eaters on riu.
But to answer your question the most I ever beat my shit was twice in one day when I was locked up.
 
BackDoorMan

BackDoorMan

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5? Niggas you's an amature.. I've tugged my pull tab 5 times in a morning..lol... I don't even keep count to be honest..

Funny ting is.. thats how I feel today.. but I don't have any weed and don't wanna run out of shit to do.. so i'll probably just hold off for a few hours..lol..
 
jammin screw

jammin screw

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it seems RIU got some extreme beaters around.... i can barely wake up n touch it before i see her go down lol.... who does she think she is not lettin me play with my own shit........haha.... nah 5 times in the morning??? get out of here.... crazy
 
BackDoorMan

BackDoorMan

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jammin screw said:
it seems RIU got some extreme beaters around.... i can barely wake up n touch it before i see her go down lol.... who does she think she is not lettin me play with my own shit........haha.... nah 5 times in the morning??? get out of here.... crazy
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Maybe i'm weird.. but if I fuck now i'm beatin off later anyway... I feel like with all the restrictions in life, masturbating is the only one left that only god can tae from me... and i'd still play with it even if it didn't work..lol...
 
jammin screw

jammin screw

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backdoorman said:
maybe i'm weird.. But if i fuck now i'm beatin off later anyway... I feel like with all the restrictions in life, masturbating is the only one left that only god can tae from me... And i'd still play with it even if it didn't work..lol...
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lol haha, fuck it homes.... Lol
 
Tyler Durden 77

Tyler Durden 77

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BackDoorMan said:
Maybe i'm weird.. but if I fuck now i'm beatin off later anyway... I feel like with all the restrictions in life, masturbating is the only one left that only god can tae from me... and i'd still play with it even if it didn't work..lol...
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:wall: i know exactly what u mean! Im a friggin club mgr. in LA! soooo u know i getss lotsa PUSS! but even with all the puss in the world, i still gotta beat my wood! DUNNO, but ROSY PALM and her 5 sisters always know!:lol:
 
BackDoorMan

BackDoorMan

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Tyler Durden 77 said:
:wall: i know exactly what u mean! Im a friggin club mgr. in LA! soooo u know i getss lotsa PUSS! but even with all the puss in the world, i still gotta beat my wood! DUNNO, but ROSY PALM and her 5 sisters always know!:lol:
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RIGHT! and with your hand it's always as tight as you want it..lol.. I been fuckin my hand fo 17 years and it never gets no looser..lol..
 
Splinter88

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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.lol 3 times in one day is the most i've done.. I like to have some ammo just in case a miracle occurs and i get laid, so i hold off until the night. Rosy Palm is pretty funny, but i have Palmela Handerson. PWNT
 
Tyler Durden 77

Tyler Durden 77

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BackDoorMan said:
RIGHT! and with your hand it's always as tight as you want it..lol.. I been fuckin my hand fo 17 years and it never gets no looser..lol..
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Dont u jus hate loose puss! its like shes soo fuckin hot and............... guess everyone else thought so too!:wall:
a BackDoorMan,....... u a fan of the hershey highway 'o' love??? ( is that what that means?)

Splinter88 said:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.lol 3 times in one day is the most i've done.. I like to have some ammo just in case a miracle occurs and i get laid, so i hold off until the night. Rosy Palm is pretty funny, but i have Palmela Handerson. PWNT
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:cuss: 3 times???? gotta save ammo??? SHIT... imma jus go all night and make her feel insecure about not making me cum! Hahahahahaha! gotta make sure i try it twice! only if its tight!:lol:
 
BackDoorMan

BackDoorMan

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Tyler Durden 77 said:
Dont u jus hate loose puss! its like shes soo fuckin hot and............... guess everyone else thought so too!:wall:
a BackDoorMan,....... u a fan of the hershey highway 'o' love??? ( is that what that means?)




:cuss: 3 times???? gotta save ammo??? SHIT... imma jus go all night and make her feel insecure about not making me cum! Hahahahahaha! gotta make sure i try it twice! only if its tight!:lol:
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What hate more, is when a girls hot as fuck and you get in them panties, and she got a roostertail...

Or When you get with a white girl, get her undressed, spread her legs, and her pussy looks like somebody rubbed dirt on it.. I call 'em dirty pussies... that shits fucked up...

Girls, please WB (Warn a brotha) if thats the case...

This one girl had a rooster tail so big I thought she had a dick... I'll just get up and tell 'em, I can't do this... and then beat off.. fuck that shit.. even a backdoor man has standards

LOL... no, backdoor man means when her ole man's headed out the front door, i'm slippin in the backdoor.. you know, when ya girl says "i'm going out with the girls tonight".. she's got a backdoor man
 
Tyler Durden 77

Tyler Durden 77

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BackDoorMan said:
What hate more, is when a girls hot as fuck and you get in them panties, and she got a roostertail...

Or When you get with a white girl, get her undressed, spread her legs, and her pussy looks like somebody rubbed dirt on it.. I call 'em dirty pussies... that shits fucked up...

Girls, please WB (Warn a brotha) if thats the case...

This one girl had a rooster tail so big I thought she had a dick... I'll just get up and tell 'em, I can't do this... and then beat off.. fuck that shit.. even a backdoor man has standards
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lolololololololololololololololo!

NOOOOO nothng worse than getting back to the room or car wherever!...... tits r bomb, bodies bomb, about to take off the panties.......................... DID u smell that?????? here u smell this.... u want me to eat this????? u first!............... and then i beat my dick like it owes me money!
 
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from urbandictionary.com:

Rooster Tail 12 up, 5 down
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A folded dollar bill like a fan to be inserted in the crack of a stripper's ass.
After rooster tailing that spinner, she shook her tail feather down the catwalk.
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by Shzae Mar 16, 2008 share this
2. Rooster Tail 1 up, 1 down
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When you purposefully pass gas while someone is walking directly behind you. Similar to crop dusting.
I was walking behind the security guard and he rooster tailed me
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by boriman Oct 8, 2009 share this
3. rooster tail 19 up, 20 down
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When liquid shit squirts out your mother fucking anus in an arch resembling the tail of a cock.
I was sixty nining with your mom and she rooster tailed on my face.
hahaha
 
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