hm, some advice? about guys...

sarah22

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*sigh* then i think the problem with my being single lies within myself...lol. i guess i just have to not always assume they're "just being nice" and maybe try and stop being so cynical. thanks guys...its been a big help :)
 

ReelFiles

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yeah I am not joking, my wife didn't believe it at first either but now she notices it too. Sorry to burst your bubble and sorry dudes for blowing up your spot, but I call 'em how I see 'em.
 

Michael Phelps

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how about stretching his arm up over his head to try and flex?
Hahaha are you fuckin serious? Does he where hollister T shirts and pop his collar? If so stay away

oh, how about "accidentally" texting and or calling my cell phone?
I truly hope it was an accident, Cause anyone using that as an excuse is a straight L7 Weenie!


Alright i just had to get my first thoughts out of the way haha, but no if he's cool and you like him just tell him. I mean think about it, he might be in the same scenerio right now having a hard time reading you, you said it yourself, you act the same. Now if you always act the same how is he gonna pick up on the fact you like him. It might give the both of you some relief, what do they say, its better to have loved and lost then never loved at all... I heard that in a movie i think... But it def makes sense, Go for it go.

By the way laura croft if he dont want ya ill take ya 8-)
 

FUPAGUNT

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When you 2 were talking did you notice a raging boner printing in his crotch region? Cause thats a good way to tell.
 

sarah22

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Hahaha are you fuckin serious? Does he where hollister T shirts and pop his collar? If so stay away



I truly hope it was an accident, Cause anyone using that as an excuse is a straight L7 Weenie!


Alright i just had to get my first thoughts out of the way haha, but no if he's cool and you like him just tell him. I mean think about it, he might be in the same scenerio right now having a hard time reading you, you said it yourself, you act the same. Now if you always act the same how is he gonna pick up on the fact you like him. It might give the both of you some relief, what do they say, its better to have loved and lost then never loved at all... I heard that in a movie i think... But it def makes sense, Go for it go.

By the way laura croft if he dont want ya ill take ya 8-)
lol, no, no hollister shirts or popped collars. that guy is very well dressed :) and with the other guy and the calling and texting...he claimed it was because he was still learning how to use his new phone (he should know how to use a damn cell phone already even if its a new phone. i didnt accidentally call or text anyone when i got a new phone). he'd send text messages to me, that apparently were supposed to go to someone else. but all they ever said were "hey call me when you get this" and really vague stuff, not pertaining to anyone in particular.

i guess i should just be a bit more...aggressive...or something.
 

ReelFiles

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Nah girls can handle that pretty well and discretely. Never seen a girl sit between he hand between her crossed legs or rocking ona chair? My wife gives up all the secrets LOL
 

sarah22

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Come on whatever, girls are hornier then guys, they are just better about hiding it.

Girls vag's are always ainkin to get wrecked!
lol well maybe thats my problem then...i must somehow put off the vibe that i dont want sex. because i dont. not casual anyway. i dont think i could ever do anything physical with someone i wasnt dating or in a relationship with :-( i guess guys must sense that...because even if they are interested, they never make any sort of move to let me know. oh well. better a self respecting prude than a used up skank ;-) :lol:
 

ReelFiles

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Guys can be easily intimidated by hot chicks, especially if you look like the one in your avatar.
 

woobystein

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A sincere guy will let you know he likes you by not caring about your reactions to his blatant farts. Showing no sympathy when the two of you are conversing and he unfurls a gaseous plume from his browneye. You must remain poised in these times of wretched stench. Thats how you compliment his gas. Thats the quickest path to a man's heart... and perhaps, the first step towards enlightenment.
 

woobystein

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Its should be considered mutually proper for two lovers to embrace eachother's gas. A change needs to be made in our society for this acceptance. This change is akin to the civil rights movement or the abolition of slavery.
 

FUPAGUNT

Member
Next time yer talkin take a peep down there. If he is indeed printing then theres a good chance he has already pictured what you look like naked from behind. Thus, he is prolly into you :weed:
jk, but not really

Eye contact when talking, compliments he gives you, smiling when looking at you, trying to make you laugh, physical contact even in the slightest way, flirting etc are all good signs. Just picture how you would act if you liked someone. If you are into him as well just ask him out, maybe he is just too nervous to approach you.

Be on the lookout for scumbags though, guys will say/do anything to get some of that sweet nectur. He will beat it up for awhile then move to the next one in heat. I hope you are able to tell if someone is being sincere or not, cause thats #1
 

woobystein

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Another telltale sign a lad is into your skin and organs is if upon first talking with you he delicately asks if you would prefer a microwave chicken sandwhich. The microchickenburger is the bouqet of exotic flowers for 2010.
 

FUPAGUNT

Member
Another telltale sign a lad is into your skin and organs is if upon first talking with you he delicately asks if you would prefer a microwave chicken sandwhich. The microchickenburger is the bouqet of exotic flowers for 2010.

I want what yer smokin wooby
 

sarah22

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Guys can be easily intimidated by hot chicks, especially if you look like the one in your avatar.
lol thats just my face on someone elses body lol. im not a "hot chick" im a fat chick lol. its definitely not my appearance that may be intimidating. i guess i can sometimes be an intimidating person, but with the couple guys im referring to here, they're not intimidated by me at all lol. the one i've known since i was like, 15...
 

sarah22

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Next time yer talkin take a peep down there. If he is indeed printing then theres a good chance he has already pictured what you look like naked from behind. Thus, he is prolly into you :weed:
jk, but not really

Eye contact when talking, compliments he gives you, smiling when looking at you, trying to make you laugh, physical contact even in the slightest way, flirting etc are all good signs. Just picture how you would act if you liked someone. If you are into him as well just ask him out, maybe he is just too nervous to approach you.

Be on the lookout for scumbags though, guys will say/do anything to get some of that sweet nectur. He will beat it up for awhile then move to the next one in heat. I hope you are able to tell if someone is being sincere or not, cause thats #1
i can always tell when someone in sincere. especially if im able to see their eyes. no one has ever lied to my face and me not known about it. i may act like i believe them just to avoid an argument...but i always know.

what about just kinda getting into your personal space? standing over your shoulder to read something in your hand...etc. does that count? lol im sorry for all the questions...i really just need a lot of help with this crap :roll:
 
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