The Real Peter Parker
Well-Known Member
Listen to what your tax dollars pay for: In the public high school which I eventually was expelled from, in my junior year english class, we had to make 'apple persons' which was an apple we glued fucking googly eyes to and drew faces on them with pipe cleaners. Well I just put a whole bunch of eyes and no face on my apple, about 130 eyes, because the project was fucking dumb, and I was a motorcycle-riding, criminal record-holding, long-haired, fighting [genius IQ] rebel.
Anyways here is the apple story I wrote:
[FONT="]Hugh the Apple is 8 years old and a very perceptive apple. He can see things that other apples cant. The reason for this is that he has more than 30 eyes. Hugh kind of reminds me of my Grandpa, because they both narrowly avoided death in the Korean Conflict. Hughs birthday is August 4th, 1999. Hugh is an orphan because right after his birth his mom was shot because she was stealing money from her pimp and his dad was shot the same day by a drug abuser who had mistaken him form someone else. He lives on the Space Station and scavenges food, and nobody knows he is there. His Grandpa is still alive but hes in custody of the state because he cant play cards on his own. Hughs life hasnt always been like this though. Back when his Grandpa was able to play cards, he lived with his Grandpa and they always played cards. He lived on Earth. This is when one day he tripped and scraped his eye on his way to the fridge, but he and his Grandpa never left the house. But since this was an emergency, they went to the hospital, and his Grandpa tripped and bent the corner of one of his cards, the two of spades, on the steps of the hospital. They fixed Grandpas card, but it was never the same with Hughs eye being scraped, so Grandpa refused to play cards anymore. Thats how Hugh decided to go back to the hospital and ask for help. But nobody listened to him because he was an apple. But then they saw that he had many eyes, possibly, and ran some tests. Then they figured out that he had many eyes. When they got back Grandpa was so stubborn he still refused to play cards because someone else came into the house, even after they left he refused to play cards. So they took Grandpa and Hugh into custody and Hugh escaped and hid, but he didnt know he was hiding in a fresh food shipment to the space station. Sometimes Hugh imagines the days when he and his Grandpa played cards, but now he is planning to take over the world to hurt everyone that made his Grandpa quit playing cards and then he would force his Grandpa to play cards again and they both would be happy. But now hes just mad because he cant figure out how to get back to Earth to have another Macaroni and Cheese at Arbys.[/FONT]
Anyways here is the apple story I wrote:
[FONT="]Hugh the Apple is 8 years old and a very perceptive apple. He can see things that other apples cant. The reason for this is that he has more than 30 eyes. Hugh kind of reminds me of my Grandpa, because they both narrowly avoided death in the Korean Conflict. Hughs birthday is August 4th, 1999. Hugh is an orphan because right after his birth his mom was shot because she was stealing money from her pimp and his dad was shot the same day by a drug abuser who had mistaken him form someone else. He lives on the Space Station and scavenges food, and nobody knows he is there. His Grandpa is still alive but hes in custody of the state because he cant play cards on his own. Hughs life hasnt always been like this though. Back when his Grandpa was able to play cards, he lived with his Grandpa and they always played cards. He lived on Earth. This is when one day he tripped and scraped his eye on his way to the fridge, but he and his Grandpa never left the house. But since this was an emergency, they went to the hospital, and his Grandpa tripped and bent the corner of one of his cards, the two of spades, on the steps of the hospital. They fixed Grandpas card, but it was never the same with Hughs eye being scraped, so Grandpa refused to play cards anymore. Thats how Hugh decided to go back to the hospital and ask for help. But nobody listened to him because he was an apple. But then they saw that he had many eyes, possibly, and ran some tests. Then they figured out that he had many eyes. When they got back Grandpa was so stubborn he still refused to play cards because someone else came into the house, even after they left he refused to play cards. So they took Grandpa and Hugh into custody and Hugh escaped and hid, but he didnt know he was hiding in a fresh food shipment to the space station. Sometimes Hugh imagines the days when he and his Grandpa played cards, but now he is planning to take over the world to hurt everyone that made his Grandpa quit playing cards and then he would force his Grandpa to play cards again and they both would be happy. But now hes just mad because he cant figure out how to get back to Earth to have another Macaroni and Cheese at Arbys.[/FONT]
Arby's has mac and cheese?
