hazey grapes
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howdy all. i just joined this forum and love it's SUPERIOR smoke reporting compared to the last 2 forums i joined. it's nice getting the REAL lowdown on strains besides the typical "man this shit is dank!" or "best weed ever" crop teases in grow reports or the hype you should take with a grain of salt in product descriptions.
my motives for growing are my utter contempt for all of the stony beasters that pollute our streets and that you can't get away from EVER in many markets, particularly in the north east. the very 1st bud i smoked was extra trippy pinecone scented columbian gold even if everyone called it thai to make it sound more exotic. back then too, you could get that SUPERIOR bud for just $40 A QUARTER!!! needless to say, i was REALLY pissed when the corrupt in the pockets of lobbyist scum (the 99% are comin' for your ass wall street & DC!) illegally sprayed paraquat to eradicate getting high (because it makes people think too much & go against the flow like them mother earth & jesus lovin' hippies) and then the next year was replaced by annoying ass no high, just sleepy hashish bud for fucking $50 an eighth! i'll NEVER surrender my contempt for that shit and every greedy bastid that pushes it when at least half of smokers like getting high with a solid 25% or more preferring, even demanding it.
my 3 favorite strains that can be pulled off indoors are:
8 miles high (mandala) very indoor friendly strain with an awesome playful euphoric high that is totally neutral in energy like there's a weird, but very cool & classy "hole in the buzz" where you'd expect couchlock or raciness to be. it's perfect 24/7 weed you can wake & bake on or just chill to music or a movie with. i was having so much fun on it the 1st time i blazed just 2 light hits that i ended up doing the robot on it and felt like one too as it offered precise body control. CLASSY!!! as far as IBL type buzzes go, it wasn't overpowering OR shabby either. it's just a perfect "goldilocks" kinda high. everything it does is "just right", especially the way it goes into flowering so quick
haze x skunk (high quality seeds) this is my overall favorite smoke. it's super potent & long lasting, and like gold, will bit you on the ass if you don't respect it and overdo it. i got a mild case of the room spinning dizzies after a few light hits the 1st time i blazed it. it's definitely more intense than 8 miles high with a motivational, creative and euphoric buzz. it seemed like it wasn't as visual as gold, but i never ripped any bong hits on it either and you need big hits for big effects. i'm not a fan of it's mild but yucky cigar wrapper with hints of ashtray taste that fans of blunts (why? ya tobacco junkies! LOL) would like and it's slow to flower & stretchy, but well worth the effort for the kind of buzz that lasts for hours and that you can STILL feel a little the next day and eventually all day as it builds up in your system when you wake & bake a couple weeks. i REALLY liked the way it not only got me to quit drinking a 6 pack of tall ones every night cold turkey, but also the dieting it inspired where i'd just ignore my hunger pangs and keep doing whatever. it just has a terrific "satisfied with life"" kind of buzz that is a THREAT to the forces of the greedy evil scum that ought to be eradicated. yeah... i've got issues... some more of this would calm me the fuck down though
super cali haze (short stuff) best freebie EVER even if mine didn't root fully and only gave me a daisy sized bud (bred with 45 day slightly grapey joey weed C99!). it not only tasted so close to a tiny bud of real haze i was gifted, but had such a similar buzz that i couldn't tell a difference without comparing them side by side. my handle & avatar are a tribute to this strain. it's buzz is similar to 8 miles high, but maybe stronger with higher levels of euphoria, but the REAL special thing about it is the delicious authentic grape flavor! fuck yeah! it tastes way better than blueberry with a superior high and then some too. out of the 3 strains, it's the slowest flowering and lowest yielding, but good things come to those who wait. i want to try and shrink it down but keep as much of the flavor & THC profile as possible. JW's C99 is a great match, but if ceres seeds' fruity thai has the really delicious tutti fruity flavor of highland thai where this strain's grape & DJ shorts' blueberry come from, that would be an even better match as the C99 is racy & euphoric, but not really trippy. it would definitely be a better cross than any afghani couchlock strains.
besides my crosses of
C99 x C99
C99 x super cali haze
C99 x haze skunk
C99 x LSD
and a couple UFO freebies i mixed up, these are the beans in my trophy case waiting to be tested although i think i'll end up gifting the AK-47 crosses as i don't like stinky strains not only for stealth, but because afghani & it's couchlock are the enemy of getting high
C99 x A11 - joey weed... get 'em while you can... JW dropped C99 & A11
C99 x blueberry - joey weed
el dorado - sativa seeds, oaxican IBL
urban poison - sativa seeds, 25% NL#5
gnomo - kannabia, 45 day from seed trippy strain (?) it's gotta be stoney as mataro blue has a creeper couchlock just like LSD and this strain has ANOTHER indica in it's genes. oh well. it might be useful in breeding a "4 foot tall haze"
SAGE - TH Seeds... i bet it's not as good as haze skunk
roadrunner - dinafem
royal haze - dinafem
laughing buddha - barney's
G13 haze x buddha's sister- soma (2x) a breeder if i have a male for it's tart cherry flavor
sweet deep grapefruit - dinafem
white russian - G13 labs... eh... probably too funky
easy rider - lowrider
kali mist - serious seeds (1x) a breeder if i have a male
haze skunk - high quality seeds, super potent "indoor IBL"
8 miles high - mandala, i definitely want to use this as a breeder for couchlock free strains, especially if i can get a strawberry pheno
bagseedi have 4 bagseeds from some grapes & pine strain with a moderate amount of couchlock that i intend to breed when i do a grapes breeding session with super cali haze, maybe using a fruity thai male or C99xSCH if that lives up to my expectations
anyways, that's where i've been, where i'm coming from & where i'm heading. i look forward to testing more gear that gets you high and trying to improve upon strains to make maybe SOME of those 11 week treats closer to 7 or 8 week "cash croppers" with lowryders or compact & quick strains like C99 that have no couchlock. i'm REALLY keen to see if mosca's "potent pineapple" C99s live up to their "trippy" description. the buzz from JW C99 is too specific... activities only, but it should kick so much ass as a breder for lowering flowering times without adding ANY funk or couchlock like so many strains including 25% afghani skunk #1. (C99 x lowryder) x haze skunk might be how you get cash cropping yields without sacrificing THC profiles.
if, like me, you DEMAND nothing but getting high, or at least really like it, i'll be sharing smoke reports as i try new stuff or breed it.
my motives for growing are my utter contempt for all of the stony beasters that pollute our streets and that you can't get away from EVER in many markets, particularly in the north east. the very 1st bud i smoked was extra trippy pinecone scented columbian gold even if everyone called it thai to make it sound more exotic. back then too, you could get that SUPERIOR bud for just $40 A QUARTER!!! needless to say, i was REALLY pissed when the corrupt in the pockets of lobbyist scum (the 99% are comin' for your ass wall street & DC!) illegally sprayed paraquat to eradicate getting high (because it makes people think too much & go against the flow like them mother earth & jesus lovin' hippies) and then the next year was replaced by annoying ass no high, just sleepy hashish bud for fucking $50 an eighth! i'll NEVER surrender my contempt for that shit and every greedy bastid that pushes it when at least half of smokers like getting high with a solid 25% or more preferring, even demanding it.
my 3 favorite strains that can be pulled off indoors are:
8 miles high (mandala) very indoor friendly strain with an awesome playful euphoric high that is totally neutral in energy like there's a weird, but very cool & classy "hole in the buzz" where you'd expect couchlock or raciness to be. it's perfect 24/7 weed you can wake & bake on or just chill to music or a movie with. i was having so much fun on it the 1st time i blazed just 2 light hits that i ended up doing the robot on it and felt like one too as it offered precise body control. CLASSY!!! as far as IBL type buzzes go, it wasn't overpowering OR shabby either. it's just a perfect "goldilocks" kinda high. everything it does is "just right", especially the way it goes into flowering so quick
haze x skunk (high quality seeds) this is my overall favorite smoke. it's super potent & long lasting, and like gold, will bit you on the ass if you don't respect it and overdo it. i got a mild case of the room spinning dizzies after a few light hits the 1st time i blazed it. it's definitely more intense than 8 miles high with a motivational, creative and euphoric buzz. it seemed like it wasn't as visual as gold, but i never ripped any bong hits on it either and you need big hits for big effects. i'm not a fan of it's mild but yucky cigar wrapper with hints of ashtray taste that fans of blunts (why? ya tobacco junkies! LOL) would like and it's slow to flower & stretchy, but well worth the effort for the kind of buzz that lasts for hours and that you can STILL feel a little the next day and eventually all day as it builds up in your system when you wake & bake a couple weeks. i REALLY liked the way it not only got me to quit drinking a 6 pack of tall ones every night cold turkey, but also the dieting it inspired where i'd just ignore my hunger pangs and keep doing whatever. it just has a terrific "satisfied with life"" kind of buzz that is a THREAT to the forces of the greedy evil scum that ought to be eradicated. yeah... i've got issues... some more of this would calm me the fuck down though
super cali haze (short stuff) best freebie EVER even if mine didn't root fully and only gave me a daisy sized bud (bred with 45 day slightly grapey joey weed C99!). it not only tasted so close to a tiny bud of real haze i was gifted, but had such a similar buzz that i couldn't tell a difference without comparing them side by side. my handle & avatar are a tribute to this strain. it's buzz is similar to 8 miles high, but maybe stronger with higher levels of euphoria, but the REAL special thing about it is the delicious authentic grape flavor! fuck yeah! it tastes way better than blueberry with a superior high and then some too. out of the 3 strains, it's the slowest flowering and lowest yielding, but good things come to those who wait. i want to try and shrink it down but keep as much of the flavor & THC profile as possible. JW's C99 is a great match, but if ceres seeds' fruity thai has the really delicious tutti fruity flavor of highland thai where this strain's grape & DJ shorts' blueberry come from, that would be an even better match as the C99 is racy & euphoric, but not really trippy. it would definitely be a better cross than any afghani couchlock strains.
besides my crosses of
C99 x C99
C99 x super cali haze
C99 x haze skunk
C99 x LSD
and a couple UFO freebies i mixed up, these are the beans in my trophy case waiting to be tested although i think i'll end up gifting the AK-47 crosses as i don't like stinky strains not only for stealth, but because afghani & it's couchlock are the enemy of getting high
C99 x A11 - joey weed... get 'em while you can... JW dropped C99 & A11
C99 x blueberry - joey weed
el dorado - sativa seeds, oaxican IBL
urban poison - sativa seeds, 25% NL#5
gnomo - kannabia, 45 day from seed trippy strain (?) it's gotta be stoney as mataro blue has a creeper couchlock just like LSD and this strain has ANOTHER indica in it's genes. oh well. it might be useful in breeding a "4 foot tall haze"
SAGE - TH Seeds... i bet it's not as good as haze skunk
roadrunner - dinafem
royal haze - dinafem
laughing buddha - barney's
G13 haze x buddha's sister- soma (2x) a breeder if i have a male for it's tart cherry flavor
sweet deep grapefruit - dinafem
white russian - G13 labs... eh... probably too funky
easy rider - lowrider
kali mist - serious seeds (1x) a breeder if i have a male
haze skunk - high quality seeds, super potent "indoor IBL"
8 miles high - mandala, i definitely want to use this as a breeder for couchlock free strains, especially if i can get a strawberry pheno
bagseedi have 4 bagseeds from some grapes & pine strain with a moderate amount of couchlock that i intend to breed when i do a grapes breeding session with super cali haze, maybe using a fruity thai male or C99xSCH if that lives up to my expectations
anyways, that's where i've been, where i'm coming from & where i'm heading. i look forward to testing more gear that gets you high and trying to improve upon strains to make maybe SOME of those 11 week treats closer to 7 or 8 week "cash croppers" with lowryders or compact & quick strains like C99 that have no couchlock. i'm REALLY keen to see if mosca's "potent pineapple" C99s live up to their "trippy" description. the buzz from JW C99 is too specific... activities only, but it should kick so much ass as a breder for lowering flowering times without adding ANY funk or couchlock like so many strains including 25% afghani skunk #1. (C99 x lowryder) x haze skunk might be how you get cash cropping yields without sacrificing THC profiles.
if, like me, you DEMAND nothing but getting high, or at least really like it, i'll be sharing smoke reports as i try new stuff or breed it.
