Here they come

gopherbuddah

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So I found this on CNN and thought I would share. How will America react? We do the same thing all over the world and expect everyone to be okay with it.

(CNN) -- Iran plans to send ships near the Atlantic coast of the United States, state-run Islamic Republic News Agency reported Tuesday, quoting a commander.
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.
 
Lmao at least now our jet fighters will have something to flyby while running 'drills'. Hope they don't interrupt pray time lol.
 
When I think about an Iranian "powerful presence", all I keep picturing is a dilapidated tug boat, manned by turbin wrapped fanatics with AK47's... surrounded by US warships, bristling with missles. Where is "Comical Ali" when they need him?
 
Iran is really pissed off because their hacked air force is antiquated garbage and Iraq is getting new 18 F-16 Block 52s.
 
Looks like Pakistan has begun talking about possible war with the U.S. as well...
The United States might still be weighing its options about how to deal with Pakistan, but many politicians, retired army generals and popular television talk show hosts here[in Pakistan] have already made up their minds that America is on the warpath with their country.
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So I found this on CNN and thought I would share. How will America react? We do the same thing all over the world and expect everyone to be okay with it.

(CNN) -- Iran plans to send ships near the Atlantic coast of the United States, state-run Islamic Republic News Agency reported Tuesday, quoting a commander.
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

:::taking deep breath:::

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
 
This looks similar to the claim from Michelle Bachmann that Hezbollah (A Shi'a Muslim terrorist organization) is teaming up with Cuba to put missiles in their country and point them at Fort Lauderdale or some shit and plans on fucking up our spring breaks. Welcome to the 2012 GOP spin machine. Fear monger, fear monger, fear monger.

Funny thing is, the public will remember who took out Bin Ladin and the GOP can't use the Democrats-are-weak-on-defense bullshit anymore. Next thing you know they're going to resurrect the Southern Strategy again... oh wait.... never mind.
 
This looks similar to the claim from Michelle Bachmann that Hezbollah (A Shi'a Muslim terrorist organization) is teaming up with Cuba to put missiles in their country and point them at Fort Lauderdale or some shit and plans on fucking up our spring breaks. Welcome to the 2012 GOP spin machine. Fear monger, fear monger, fear monger.

Funny thing is, the public will remember who took out Bin Ladin and the GOP can't use the Democrats-are-weak-on-defense bullshit anymore. Next thing you know they're going to resurrect the Southern Strategy again... oh wait.... never mind.
i owe you a like on that one my smartphone wont let me do it
 
Or we should just invite their little flotilla over to one of our eastern board harbors by granting them innocent passage via a lone US Coastguard cutter and show them that we're not really intimidated. That should fuck up their intended narrative.
 
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