Here they come

gopherbuddah

Well-Known Member
So I found this on CNN and thought I would share. How will America react? We do the same thing all over the world and expect everyone to be okay with it.

(CNN) -- Iran plans to send ships near the Atlantic coast of the United States, state-run Islamic Republic News Agency reported Tuesday, quoting a commander.
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.
 

dam612

Well-Known Member
Lmao at least now our jet fighters will have something to flyby while running 'drills'. Hope they don't interrupt pray time lol.
 

MuyLocoNC

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When I think about an Iranian "powerful presence", all I keep picturing is a dilapidated tug boat, manned by turbin wrapped fanatics with AK47's... surrounded by US warships, bristling with missles. Where is "Comical Ali" when they need him?
 

elduece

Active Member
Iran is really pissed off because their hacked air force is antiquated garbage and Iraq is getting new 18 F-16 Block 52s.
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
So I found this on CNN and thought I would share. How will America react? We do the same thing all over the world and expect everyone to be okay with it.

(CNN) -- Iran plans to send ships near the Atlantic coast of the United States, state-run Islamic Republic News Agency reported Tuesday, quoting a commander.
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

:::taking deep breath:::

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
 

elduece

Active Member
Their "powerful presence" could be a contribution to more needed artificial reefs in the Atlantic.
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
This looks similar to the claim from Michelle Bachmann that Hezbollah (A Shi'a Muslim terrorist organization) is teaming up with Cuba to put missiles in their country and point them at Fort Lauderdale or some shit and plans on fucking up our spring breaks. Welcome to the 2012 GOP spin machine. Fear monger, fear monger, fear monger.

Funny thing is, the public will remember who took out Bin Ladin and the GOP can't use the Democrats-are-weak-on-defense bullshit anymore. Next thing you know they're going to resurrect the Southern Strategy again... oh wait.... never mind.
 

dukeanthony

New Member
This looks similar to the claim from Michelle Bachmann that Hezbollah (A Shi'a Muslim terrorist organization) is teaming up with Cuba to put missiles in their country and point them at Fort Lauderdale or some shit and plans on fucking up our spring breaks. Welcome to the 2012 GOP spin machine. Fear monger, fear monger, fear monger.

Funny thing is, the public will remember who took out Bin Ladin and the GOP can't use the Democrats-are-weak-on-defense bullshit anymore. Next thing you know they're going to resurrect the Southern Strategy again... oh wait.... never mind.
i owe you a like on that one my smartphone wont let me do it
 

elduece

Active Member
Or we should just invite their little flotilla over to one of our eastern board harbors by granting them innocent passage via a lone US Coastguard cutter and show them that we're not really intimidated. That should fuck up their intended narrative.
 
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