Help what should I do Im in love with a stripper

cannabineer

cannabineer

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Here's a fine test of her sincerity. She says she would never go for a divorce. Look her straight in the eye (try to look dangerous) and reassure her that there is a much better option: widowhood.
Merry ChristmasFind two more just like her and ... ho ho ho! cn
 
kdiesel

kdiesel

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Pat the stoner said:
Hey thats whats out there . My wife left 5 months ago . I have tried to meet some new people and so far I met 2 women who want to use me to make their boyfriends jealous and one that wanted to squeeze me dry of any cash she could . Don't get me wrong I would really love to meet a good woman , but its really hard to find someone . Bars were never a place I would try this .
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Dude i promise you...it is extremely unfucking likely that you will find your next wife in a stripclub.:wall:
Go to a grocery store or a church or sumthing...
 
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boneheadbob

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This ones easy. Dont listen to advice on a pothead forum, unless its mine. :hump:
Tell her to meet you somewhere away from her work. See if you can establish a relationship seperate from her sticking her snatch in your face for money.

When I was young I boned many girls from the tittie bar. Some who actually were working through school and sharp as a tack. Its a different game now

Good luck
Stranger things have happened
 
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boneheadbob

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lol I love how you say it sounds like every mans dream.
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This thread has promise. I was hoping the OP would bring us up to date

.... what part sounded like every mans dream?
You may have been talking to someone else but I have a good excuse
 
Mr Neutron

Mr Neutron

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boneheadbob said:
This ones easy. Dont listen to advice on a pothead forum, unless its mine. :hump:
Tell her to meet you somewhere away from her work. See if you can establish a relationship seperate from her sticking her snatch in your face for money.

When I was young I boned many girls from the tittie bar. Some who actually were working through school and sharp as a tack. Its a different game now

Good luck
Stranger things have happened
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Sounds familiar. Waitresses are fun, too.
Don't fall in lust so fast, whether a stripper or a librarian. You don't go car shopping and jump up and down with excitement when you find a great deal, do you? My guess is that you have let it be known, either intentionally or not, that you like her and she is setting you up. If you want to find out, tell her that you would love to meat her. Meet her someplace other than your house and take her to a motel. If she doesn't agree or she wants money, let her go.
 
growmo23

growmo23

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Yeah, this will end badly in my opinion Try EHarmony or Match.com. Or better yet, RIU should have a personals section!! Stoner seeks stoner... a dream come true!!
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I actually worked as a Doorman in a strip club for years. I saw this all the time. There used to be some good girls, sure they had some emotional issues, but they were still good girls. I even knew a couple that did not drink, do drugs, or sleep around. It was a business to them and they made great tax free money. Now, the VAST majority of strippers are whores on drugs with no education or plans to get one.

When she said she was married, was when you should have bellied up to another rack and put your dollar down.

"Hey, you remember when that girl was prom queen.....oh, wow,....TAKE IT OFF!..TAKE IT ALL OFF!! Van Halen, Fair Warning
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Internet porn:

It's free
It won't give you STDs
It's not married
Virtually no chance of a DUI when you leave a website
You ALWAYS get lucky, and with MANY different women, men, or whatever it is you are into.
 
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