TheTrippyHippie
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Guess we'll find out right haha.
HELP! Need to pass a drug test!
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TheTrippyHippie
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Its a Orbital Welding prep position. Making measurements and programming the K tools to make precise cuts and welds.
SnapsProvolone
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Nanograms suck
6ohMax
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Invading ones own right to smoke marijuana sucks
Army test down to 15 NG I think
SnapsProvolone
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4 nano grams on colorado paper.., the standards allow one to test positive after many weeks of heavy use.
SnapsProvolone
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heck with as much weed as is growing in Colorado right now I would imagine just about everybody would test positive from contact lmao.
6ohMax
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I would hate to see how long it takes for me to clean out
SnapsProvolone
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Probably best measured in light years for me.
6ohMax
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Im actually scared to loose my job because of it. Been lucky so far
SnapsProvolone
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Well one has to weigh risks, rewards, penalties and their own overall concept of what feeedom means. In the end, we all come up with some form of existence.
TheTrippyHippie
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What if I get my mom to give me her piss too is that a safer route you think?
SnapsProvolone
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Is she pregnant?
6ohMax
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TheTrippyHippie
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Lol gotta love the humor but no she isn't in fact she's very close to not being able to get pregnant. So with that said can i collect a sample from her right before the test and use handwarmers to maintain the temperature?
bravedave
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If you do have such a low body fat measurement you can clean up in a couple weeks. I get tested all the time, but luckily all the testing facilities around here are difficult to get into in a week. So, I generally have a couple weeks to clean up. I have a supply of test kits...so I quit and after a week I start testing every other day until clean. Usually right around 2 weeks. Being 240lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal with very little fat is key. Fattys take sometimes more than a month. One test out of probably a dozen in the last decade had me still dirty so faked a car problem and rescheduled... Something you should consider... You know...after you get over the willpower problem.
6ohMax
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I laughed hard!