Help Me Pass My Drug Test.

Roll69 said:

I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard working out could help.

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LMFAO!!!! i dunno why but that is so fucking funny lmfao hahaa I imagined someone in the back of a group hella mumbling that.. omg kudos man.

let me tell u about this thing called CERTO... u can find it in ur closest walmart super center in the jelly mix isle.... u chug 1 pack and a half... there are 2 packs a box....u must chug it like 1.5 hours before the piss test... then u drink lots of water... once u start pissing clear after 2 or 3 times u are now ready to take the piss test.... this has worked for me 3 times and failed 1 time

hmmmm I heard it was something called Surejell or some shiit like that
I typed it out by how it sounds. dunno how its spelled.

dude that works my girlfriend bought me the xxtra clean detoxify fruitpunch and i read the instructions they gave me a the head shop down to the T.your supposed to stay clean a day before drink a bottle of water every hour pee regularly,the day of drink water in the morning pee,then drink the bottle 1 -2 minutes quickly 15 minutes later fill that bottle with water and drink it dont drink anymore water at all (very important ) only drink the refilled bottle,then pee 1 or two times before you take the test and it will last you about 5 hours so do it fast my pissed looks lime green but i passed,p.s. when i was about to pee i let go of a little then filled the cup to the line then peed the rest in the toilet just to get what was in between of my flow lol.well hope it helped stay high my friend