Help me get my GF stoned!!

I think we found one that she likes, Paradise Sativa Spirit, it looks pretty good and speedyseedz has them. My tent and seeds should be here in the next week or two so hopefully I will have a journal to start.
 

Hobbes

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GreenDragon she'll love this:
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Kali Mist - Serious Seeds


I've always had trouble getting strains to finish on time so taking on a 14 week strain was daunting for me, my KM clones usually finish about 16 weeks hydro/17 weeks soilless. It grows easily but stretches incredibly in hydro, I had a 1.5" clone that ended up close to 36". In soilless stretch is not so bad, but its still a sativa stretch. The buds are loose and airy in hydro and are so encrusted with trichomes that they seem that they would break if bent. The soilless buds are tighter and not as crusty. Fox farm liquids and solubles, hygrozome, Dark Energy, Liquid Karma, Kool Bloom, Overdrive.

The high is ... delisious. It's so beautiful and pleasant that I crave it more than the other strains and go through this strain at a record pace. It's a floaty dreamy high, like an up narcotic. Nothing maters, everything is OK. It reminds me of when I had my elbows operated on and got a hundred percocet with each operation. Like an opiate nothing is wrong, but I can do things, not just sit and look out the window. I use 2 of 12 spots in my garden for Kali Mist and I may add another two spots.

I find myself very forgetful on Kali Mist, and I know it while I'm high and I don't care. Just now I'm keeping my dogs seperated because of an operation one had, the second dog got by me twice (under my desk - 3' wide hole) and I didn't notice for a half hour each time.

The smell and taste is a beautiful strong spice, I can smell it everytime I crack the jar, and I've had my nose broken a few times so I don't smell so good. But after a shower I can smell this stuff, very strong. After a 4 week hang/bag/cure vaporizing gives an incredibly smooth vapor, very thick Volcano bags with 1/3 level teaspoon.

This isn't a trippy or a knock out of reality high but it's very stong. I've read it described as a cutting high, right through other strains and moods, and I agree.

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Spectrums of experience


Onset: fast effect or creeper. 1 fast/5 slow: 2

I've just taken 3 hits and can feel a tingle everywhere and pressure in the top of my head and ears.

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1. Up (stimulating) and Down (sedative):
Neither.

Liven the disposition and stimulate the emotions: encourages a love of existance.
Inspiring sociability and talkativeness: You could stand just about anybody on this high.
Sedative and depressant effects: Chill but not sedative. If you want to do things you can, but you have to make a small initial effort to overcome inertia.

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2. Head High / Body Stone: mostly head.

Energizing: Not energizing but not couch lock.
Motivating: Frees inhibition but there is inertia to overcome.
Couch lock: No, see above.

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3. Tolerance: ability to provide the same experience via the same amount over time – the burnout factor. "Over time" means the long run: months, years, decades...

I've been vaping Kali Mist for 4 or 5 months and the high seems to be getting better, probably because I'm getting better at growing and curing it, but the high is better 4 months later. No chasing the Dragon.

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4. Ceiling: How high (of far) one is capable of going with the variety. How many hits can be consumed until more hits are unnoticeable.

I notice a ceiling, but it takes a few Volcano bags.

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5. Emotional State


Anxiety: melts anxiety, nothing is wrong.
Euphoria: not so much euphoria as bliss.
Calm: very calming
paranoia: reduces or eliminates paranoia.

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6. Body - medicinal effects

Nausea: mild help
Pain: fair help
Seizures: not known
Back: fair help

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7. Head - medicinal effects

Depression:
works like a dreamy opiate
Mania: calming
Anxiety: good help
Antisocial: you could tolerate anyone high on this strain.
Anger: calming.
Rage: From first hand experience, this strain has saved some lives. Medicinal help.

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8. Duration short 1 2 3 4 5 long:
3

Two consecutive Volcano bags will last two hours.

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9. Potency: weak 1 2 3 4 5 strong:
4. Hit's hard but not time loosing nor reality knocking out of. Cutting dreamy high.

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10. Taste: SPICE

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Overall just a great strain, if you've got room for a 14 week sativa and want a dreamy high I couldn't recomend Serious Kali Mist higher.

Feminized or Regular: http://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/serious-seeds/serious-seeds-kali-mist/prod_527.html

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bongsmilie
 

CLOSETGROWTH

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Btw. This would be my second grow under 600 watt hps in a 5x5 grow tent. I would like to order from speedy seeds if possible because I have used them before. +rep for any help
Sativa's might freak her out, Its a very uppy high that can bring on panic attacks and paranoia etc..

If she's a fairly new smoker, I would reccomend Northern Lights #5, low odor, Indica.. easy to grow, short, big buds, and you will get in her pants in a heartbeat. :lol:

$60 bucks for 10 seeds+ high grade seeds outta Canada.
 

jbarrg

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i had the same problem until my GF found that she like my critical mass super skunk that i grew last summer which is really cool for me because I was real disappointed with it, the stone just didn't impress me and I had more of it than my other.
she absolutely loves it and will smoke nothing but, she loves the fruity smell and says it helps her pain. if you like to get baked this is not the strain i would grow
 

DevilishlyKatt

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My gf and I have smoked every day together for two years now and we still have sex three times a day. Sorry urs has that effect.
Now a sativa is great for the thread starter because autoflowering does have some high thc contnt, pending strain. I reccomend looking into anything proven an upbeat high girls love this and love watching the height it gains during growth. Also using sweet by bottanicair or pinnaple express nutrients are even better also buy something wih color changing abilities and add purple maxx to bring it out girls love this stuff! My girl always helps me grow and next start she wants to now grow her own! Girls are smart u let them into ur knowlege, if it's intriguing they will soon know everything u do, quick, and it's always best to have a girl who can rival ur smoking abilities!
This made me laugh, dunno if you realize how much you make it sound like she is a pet lol
 

jonnymafia

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I think we found one that she likes, Paradise Sativa Spirit, it looks pretty good and speedyseedz has them. My tent and seeds should be here in the next week or two so hopefully I will have a journal to start.
https://www.rollitup.org/smoke-reports/189596-paradise-seeds-sativa-spirit.html
Didn't know if you have seen this post, but I wanted to know more about this strain after you said something about it. Makes me want to try sativa sometime. Good luck, Should have no prob getting the seeds you ordered from speedy!
 

mjh0817

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This made me laugh, dunno if you realize how much you make it sound like she is a pet lol

Wow somebody took that post all wrong. I was trying to male a point that not all girls don't know about cannabis and most who are willing to try it are intrigued all about it just like men. But most men consider women to know nothing. Re read please in this aspect. NO woman should be a pet
 

mjh0817

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Furthermore greendragon77 it's good to hear she found the one she likes, if u haven't shown her alot of ur growing And she is cool about it if u walk her through the growing she'll love the end result and be just as axious as u will b. Have u found out the median and nutrients u will use?
 

DevilishlyKatt

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Wow somebody took that post all wrong. I was trying to male a point that not all girls don't know about cannabis and most who are willing to try it are intrigued all about it just like men. But most men consider women to know nothing. Re read please in this aspect. NO woman should be a pet
No sorry, I know that's not what you meant! It's just funny if you do look at it that way :) No offense intended :-o
 
I am gonna use soil and I havent decided on nutes yet. Any thoughts? I was leaning toward fox farm nutes. I have to order the nutes online whatever they are unless I can get it at lowes or walmart. LOL. It has sucked trying to find stuff locally.
 

monkeybones

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Blue mystic from nirvana is a great choice. I had the pleasure of smoking some a friend grew. First of all, it's blue. It has a berry-ish taste to it, and it's probably one of the least stinky plants you'll ever grow. The stone was really nice... of the character you'd expect of Northern Lights. Nothing overpowering though, your girlfriend should like it, mine did, and she's as light of a lightweight you'll find.

Oh and, I can't keep my pants from being stolen off for more than 5 minutes when my girlfriend gets high. Take that as you will, but don't take what other people are saying for granted. I find it takes a fairly outgoing woman to enjoy weed. They definitely don't experience it the same way we do. We're smoking a plant's vagina after all. But cannabis stimulates erotic sensations regardless of the person, chemically. Just takes the right person to get a kick out of it!
 

mjh0817

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I am gonna use soil and I havent decided on nutes yet. Any thoughts? I was leaning toward fox farm nutes. I have to order the nutes online whatever they are unless I can get it at lowes or walmart. LOL. It has sucked trying to find stuff locally.
Fox farm ocean Forrest Soil for fox farm nutes can't get these at Wally world tho.
Unfertilized mix if u wanna go for sweet nutrients like pinnAple or Sweet, this makes ur bud taste come out alot. If ur looking for soil mix I have a thread with my soil set ups.
 
I dont understand everyones obsession with the sex appeal that herb causes. I live with this girl and we have an active sex life. LOL. Someone else was saying they had problems getting a girl in bed if they smoked them out. I personally dont care about that factor but then again my girl and I are always horny. I think she will actually have problems with the strength of anything I grow. I used to always be able to find mexican sativas being sold everywhere for cheap. Now all I can find are indicas or mostly indica hybrids. A good sativa is gonna send her flying. It has been a while since I have had a good one so it will probably screw me up pretty bad too.
 

DevilishlyKatt

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Lmao! Well for a first hand opinion, I def get more frisky after a smoke, same if I've had a drink or whatever. To be honest, if a girl says she is not in the mood she's either smoked too much or just enough that she can't be asked to go to the effort of getting it on. But of course, it's got to be a girl who likes to smoke, some people and more predominantly girls I think, just don't like or have the feel good reaction most of us get. Whether or not that has anything to do with how much she smokes when she does, I wouldn't think so... personally I smoke a lot, everyday and generally more than my hubby... and it's not lost on body size, I'm quite petite all around and 24 years old if that gives another perspective :)
 
Time for some pre work bong rips. I am hoping for some good things from the mail man in the next few days. I want to get some seeds in the dirt.
 
I havent ordered the sativa spirit yet but I did receive my order of crimea blue and burmese kush from speedyseedz today and it came with a free fem magic bud seed and a free fem sensi star seed. I got my fan and filter today and my lights last week. I am waiting for money to hit paypal so I can order my tent. I should have it by next week. I am waiting to move at the first of June before I start my CB and BK in my new setup but I have these cfls sitting here sooo....... I went ahead and started germing my Sensi Star and Magic Bud seeds.
 
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