Help Fire Inspection

K so i have 5 days til they do a fire inspection on our whole building and i have two plants in my closet one is 46 inches tall and the other is just recently cloned. Any ideas how to hide it?

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come on guys help me out here

Sniper19 said:

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come on guys help me out here

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2 plants...and you have 5 days....HOLY SHIT...CHOP THEM UP... FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET....


First off calm down, 2 plants aint Shit to hide.

Do you rent or own this place?

and How tall are the plants?

mabey a big old refrigerator box can hold em or move em for a few hours?

i rent and one is about 46 inches tall 30 inches wide and the clone is no problem to hide.. would it be okay to put it in a garbage bag and lay it on its side under my bed?? does anyone have more ideas?? Cause i can use as much input an possible

Sniper19 said:

i rent and one is about 46 inches tall 30 inches wide and the clone is no problem to hide.. would it be okay to put it in a garbage bag and lay it on its side under my bed?? does anyone have more ideas?? Cause i can use as much input an possible

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Please dont bag it and put it under your bed.


Go to Uhaul, if they have one near you, or anywhere that sells good cardboard boxes. Put it in the cardboard box about 4-5 hours before the inspection, tape up all the cracks in the box, put the box in the corner in your bedroom, maybe throw a sweater or some crap on it to make it look like its been sitting there for a while.


If its just a fire inspection, Chances are there will be a 3rd party company and they will come in for about 30 seconds, test your fire alarm, and leave. I really wouldnt be too worried bro, I've had to deal with worse shit with many more plants.


Is there a fire alarm/heat detector in your front hall by the front door? If so chances are they will just come in the doorway, use a stick with a heating thing to set it off, if it works they leave, if its broken, they replace it which takes about 2 minutes...then leave.

Dont stress bro, Dont destroy your plants, your good to go.

im not going to destroy my plants and the thing im worried about is the fact that the managers kids live right above me and they have complained about the smell of marijuana because everyone who lives with me smokes it on the balcony. And im liking you box idea cause i have a U-haul about 4 blocks away from me so i think that will work. Thanks bro

maybe put it in your wardrobe for a few hours ?
bathroom cuboard ?
in the bath with the shower curtain over it ?
under the sink ?

to be honnest i think your geting worked up over nothing do what you see as fit

good luck
peace and respect

yea i would just buy a large box or maybe a large trash can to set them in

i wouldnt go nuts, but at the same time u dont wanna get caught.
listen to theses guys, check where your alarms are, as well as fire escape if you in buiilding? they may wanna check that, if your building requires window bars, make sure there all good, the faster theses dudes get outta your house the better.
2nd, as long as theres no smell, and no paraphanalia lying around. if the guy looks like hes snooping tell him 2 mind his business, show him the door and tell him to keep it moving.(then box ur boys n bring them 2 a friends house bc hes probly gonna call a cop if its suspicious).

Be smart, Be firm, Good luck..

Alright thanks guys, Yea ive been making sure the heaters and everything are clear of anything and no hazards. Do you think they would go in my closet? cause thats where all the goods are.. Remember they may have suspicion that i am growing because of the complaint when we smoke it

You got 5 days to clean up anything that looks suspicious, box up any lights or anything. They can only search the apartment, they have absolutely No Rights to open anything thats yours, like boxes, dressers, anything. They can only search stuff that is part of the apartment, so if its in a cardboard box they can be as suspicious as they want but its not like they can stand there and demand you open the box....


Man I had a landlord come over to inspect with a realestate agent, he was here for like 30 minutes. I had 2 rubermaid buckets sitting beside me, one had 2 plants, one had 2 pounds of weed curing in it. They were stacked on top of eachother in the livingroom....and they were covering the hole in the wall where I ran ducting...Hahahaha.

Long story short, they cant touch your shit. They can ask you to open the closet if they are assholes but if they open the closet and your stuff is in boxes they cant touch any of it.

Know your rights, and Use them.

Two plants are definitely not worth jeopardizing your future over. Could you possibly get a trusted friend to house them for a bit?

Nice! K im totally getting some boxes

no because i dont want to take the risk of taking to a car then bringing it back in.. Managers balcony is right infront of the parking lot and i live in Whalley Surrey BC bro cops are always circulating this area can't take the chance

ya, i had the same thing happen to me, they said they were inspecting some of the apartments i was stayin at, and my plants werent very big, about the same size as urs, maybe a little bigger, i had to go in the middle of the nite, stealth like to my car which was about 50 yards away. let a buddy house them for the day , come to find out, they only checked 2 apartments and left...u understand how pissed i was. lol to move ALL that shit, my whole setup to somewhere else. it was pretty gay. but....i just dont take risks

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no because i dont want to take the risk of taking to a car then bringing it back in.. Managers balcony is right infront of the parking lot and i live in Whalley Surrey BC bro cops are always circulating this area can't take the chance

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You live in Whalley....Man Im sorry to hear that. I live in Abbotsford but these days it isnt much better....

Man I grew up with the bacons. 2 years ago it would have been some of my closest friends getting murdered....thankfully they got out of that shit when they did.

Cops wouldnt really care too much about 1 plant though.. Worst case scenario they take it away.

lol i know the bacon bros too lol but grew up with matt johnson and yea thank god it wasent your friends. I just dont want to get kicked out

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I just dont want to get kicked out

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Yeah, just box it up and you will be good. They cant open anything thats yours. Grab a can of febreeze and air the place out real good too...lol.

Keep your closet all the way cloesed turn off any vents or fans in their. All they really do for a building inspection is check for a fire alarm in each bedroom. Extingushers if required. Make your room a mess throw cloths around on the floor so its difficult to naviagate. Just make sure theres enough room to step in and see the alarm. Chances are he won't come to your apartment anyways.Unless the plants are visable or the odour intense, their just worried about getting the inspection done quick and the report written. I use to do inspections for Section 8 (state funded housing ) unless you listed specific complaints theres nothing to worry about. They do have a check list and marijuana closet grows isn't on there Better to be thought of as a slob then a cultivator.
PS make sure the alarms all work with good batteries. If ya don't have one readily visable in that room go spend 10 bucks get one stuck above your door. Otherwise he may want to peak around for one since they are required by law. Last but not least you could always be one of those tenets that wasn't home or were in the shower when they knocked. If theres a few apartments the inspector will find someone whos not half naked in a towel to go check.