Howzit TWS? You are a funny guy and I appreciate and love you. Are you feeling warm fuzzies yet? You should be, I give some grade "A" warm fuzzies.
So I figured I'd clear up a couple comments from your post. In my garden currently all but two plants are 5.5ft. or taller at the moment and the other two are about 4.5ft and 5ft. Not too bad for winter time. And our plants don't generally reveg here unless it's a tropical sativa flowering during early summer.
California has good surf, but not as good as Hawaii's as mentioned by
@waterproof808 and
@SPLFreak808. Plus there's plenty of good places to surf that aren't packed out unlike Cali.
I have actually never had powdery mildew ever and I don't use anything to prevent it unless neem and dish soap are PM preventatives. I do get PM on my pumpkins and cucumbers though as I usually use milk to fight it.
You could do very well here with 50 plants on a hillside, but you got to know how to work it. Either you veg them big indoors, use supplemental lighting outdoors or pick heavier leaning sativa strains. I mentioned old haole on icmag in a recent post. He used to grow at least a few Thai strains per long season and they'd 12-14lbs each. Excluding heavy leaning sativa strains here you could compare it to early spring or late fall light dep grows that you guys do on the mainland; work outdoor growing here in the same method and you're golden. And I haven't had a problem with the humidity in general. Bug damage followed by rain is far worse of a problem than humidity.
So that's enough of that. Are you still with me?
After reading your posts I think I've come to a conclusion and some hypotheses'. I've concluded you don't like Hawaii very much. Now the question is why? Let's look into some hypotheses' to discern the root of the problem, shall we? Maybe your RIU family can help walk you through this irrational dislike for this beautiful state. So here we go:
1. You've been hitting the bottle kind of hard lately and just lashing out at anything enjoyable. Most likely because of a craigslist casual encounters "hookup" in which part way through your "encounter" you realized something was VERY wrong and now you're acting out in anger caused by shame despite the amount of times you've washed your nether regions and looked in the mirror telling yourself, "I didn't know. I didn't mean to. I really thought that was a woman."
I'm kind of ruling this one out since you seem pretty coherent, but it's a possibility still.
2. You are straight up crazy.
Also mostly ruling this one out because of the coherency thing, but Cali does produce a lot of nuts.
3. You hate near perfect temperatures, amazing natural scenery, great beaches and year-round beautiful bikini clad women and usually describe such things as being "super gay" while your friends think to themselves that your choice in descriptive words is rather ironic coming from you.
I don't have any evidence to dismiss this hypotheses yet so it's still on the table.
4. You came here on vacation expecting to have a great time. You dumped a whole lot of money on your vacation (we thank you
) and for one reason or another you're vacation sucked (Oh, we so sorry
). Unfortunately not everybody has a great time here and it sounds like maybe you got the short straw when you came here.
Hopefully you can accept that it was just bad luck/bad timing/menstrual cramping/etc.
I'm thinking this one is most probable. If this is the case, then you should plan another trip, to Maui this time (I assume you went to Oahu from the "cities are filthy" comment, which isn't totally true either) and I'll show you around a bit. If you have a bad time here, especially with me as a tour guide, then we can scientifically conclude that there is definitely something wrong with you, ha ha. That's a serious offer.
And finally in reference to your highlighted part of the post below.....
Please watch this video and feel the love brah