Have you ever been caught?

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
ooooo, his sock is soo biiiig

(When my ex and I were freshly married, we once engaged in activities al fresco on a golf course under the full moon. We did not anticipate the jogger. He changed direction like a rabbit. I was, uhm, dis-inspired.)
cn
 

Orithil

Well-Known Member
Only time I ever got "caught" doing anything was when my roommate walked out on the balcony while I was getting a hummer quite a long time ago. Hell, that was even before I met my wife.
 

thump easy

Well-Known Member
hell ya i was getting head at this tower i was curous to go climb up thier during crissmas and got walked in i had a raging throbing hard on all u can hear is a pop of the mouth n thier i was boner and all.. in a minute ill be back with details
 

thump easy

Well-Known Member
also got busted fucken my ex old ladie mom walks in on us man i was knee deep up in it n she was like mother fuckers take your fucken underware of my kitchen table.... long story but the trail of close started in the kitchen you know wen you first meet someone n you start sheading close like a fucken trail to the bedroom.
 

thump easy

Well-Known Member
i was at newmexico tamway n i was in a universal restroom i got her in their on the top of the mountain while it snowed outside it got loud n wen i walked out thier was a fucken line man like ten people n lil kids man their was no one outside wen we walked in man...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
also got busted fucken my ex old ladie mom walks in on us man i was knee deep up in it n she was like mother fuckers take your fucken underware of my kitchen table.... long story but the trail of close started in the kitchen you know wen you first meet someone n you start sheading close like a fucken trail to the bedroom.
I have never had such an abbreviated courtship ... cn
 
Top