Have to take a drug test by 4pm

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runninganja

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Its currently 9:30, i have to take a drug test no latter than 4pm today, I took an at home test last night and the drug line was barley visible, I'm 5 foot 4 inches, and pushing about 116lbs. Small guy i know. Haven't smoked in 2 weeks aside from two tiny tokes when i was drunk this past saturday. Attached is a picture of the drug test i just wanna know if any one has had this happen to them and still pass their test. I'm thinking about heading to my local head shop and scoring some fake piss cuz system cleaners don't always work, they just dilute your piss. Thanks for any advice :D btw I'm new here, first post :)
 

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Blowin' Smoke

Blowin' Smoke

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My friend fills a condom with clean pee, and then paperclips it inside his underwear. I think he actually brings a thumbtack in his pocket to pop a hole in it.
He's done this 3 or 4 times with success. Of course this is if someone's not actually watching you, like on probation. Good Luck.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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that would be a pass in my book already... the line needs to be like the control to be a fail, i would just drink water.. oh and try not to smoke any crack between now and then
 
Xub420

Xub420

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shit, done one of them home tests and showed negative. Went to take actual DT and it found THC. FAIL! Good Luck, The condom idea aint bad.
 
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runninganja

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Indagrow said:
that would be a pass in my book already... the line needs to be like the control to be a fail, i would just drink water.. oh and try not to smoke any crack between now and then
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I'm pretty sure if there is no line it's a failed test, meaning a have THC in my system, if the line appears it means no thc in my system?
 
captaingreenthumb

captaingreenthumb

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Don't chance it! If you have the cash to pick up some fake piss, do it! Otherwise, find a friend with clean piss. I used to take a water bottle (the reaaallly thin super cheap water) with the clean piss in it. Warm it up and tuck it in the front of your pants. Mind the temperature, they're looking! Good luck.
 
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runninganja

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captaingreenthumb said:
Don't chance it! If you have the cash to pick up some fake piss, do it! Otherwise, find a friend with clean piss. I used to take a water bottle (the reaaallly thin super cheap water) with the clean piss in it. Warm it up and tuck it in the front of your pants. Mind the temperature, they're looking! Good luck.
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yea i think im going to head on over and just get the fake piss
hotrodharley said:
You're probably busted if you smoked daily and only stopped 2 weeks ago.
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I've been exercising and drinking cranberry juice and a shot a vinegar 3 times a day every day for 2 weeks. Worked for my buddy to get clean
 
ProfessorPotSnob

ProfessorPotSnob

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For peace of mind I always diluted my urine by drinking gallons of water along with taking Creatine Supplements , luckily those days are long gone for me .. I only failed one drug test and it was a random on the spot :( Otherwise Water and Creatine always did the job for me and I smoke ounces a week ..
 
lerellion

lerellion

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Or you can always do waht Frank Galiger did on SHamless. Fills up mouth with piss before entering and spits it into the bottle.
 
DrKingGreen

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You can buy synthetic urine that definitely works at your local head shop. But what I do is use surgel. Don't anybody tell it doesn't work, I passed 26 of 27 tests with this method.
3-2 hours before test: drink 1/4 gal of water 1/2 if you can without feeling full
2-1 hours before test: drink 1 gal of water
1 hour before test: mix yellow surgel pack in with 20 oz of water and chug it
45-35 minutes before your test drink a rockstar or monster energy drink (throws color back in there)
Continue to drink as much water as you can without getting sick until test. Before walking in to take test, hit the bathroom and let out the 1st 1/4 of your pee or so and then stop! It's hard but you can do it lol. Piss in cup not including last bit of your stream. Give them as little as possible. No guarantees but I passed 26 times with this method. You will get cold chills from too much water, but it's manageable.
 
Mcwhippin420

Mcwhippin420

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Bro go buy sure gel it's like a canned food jelatin... Mix it with a good size water drink it and then drink couple more glasses of water. Them pee couple times it like coats ya stomach . Works for only weed tho cuz everything else go in ya blood stream! Tested and passed on Prohbat state tests by both me n my brother and friends google it !!!
 
hotrodharley

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DrKingGreen said:
You can buy synthetic urine that definitely works at your local head shop. But what I do is use surgel. Don't anybody tell it doesn't work, I passed 26 of 27 tests with this method.
3-2 hours before test: drink 1/4 gal of water 1/2 if you can without feeling full
2-1 hours before test: drink 1 gal of water
1 hour before test: mix yellow surgel pack in with 20 oz of water and chug it
45-35 minutes before your test drink a rockstar or monster energy drink (throws color back in there)
Continue to drink as much water as you can without getting sick until test. Before walking in to take test, hit the bathroom and let out the 1st 1/4 of your pee or so and then stop! It's hard but you can do it lol. Piss in cup not including last bit of your stream. Give them as little as possible. No guarantees but I passed 26 times with this method. You will get cold chills from too much water, but it's manageable.
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And so how does this canning product interfere with hepatic metabolism and the excretion of metabolites common to THC only? Does it interfere with glomerular filtration in the kidney or divert urine from the Loop of Henle? Help us to understand so we can place some degree of faith in what you say.
 
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runninganja

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Well i decided before dropping 40 bucks on fake piss to just do another at home test. the second line is clearly visible, just going to drink some juice and water and use my good old real pee. the cut off level for the first check test is 50 ng/ml so hopfully the cut off level for the actual test at the affinity medical is the same and ill be good to go :) wish me luck guys and gals thanks for the advice.
 
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minnesmoker

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If it's not for probation, OSHA, or DOT, my response to corporate drug tests are "Nope, can't do it, sorry. But, if ya' got some time, I'll burn one down with you." Or something along those lines. I smoke pot, I can't reasonably hide it. That goes true for all people that blaze.

Fake piss sometimes works, human piss normally works. The only trick to beating a test 100% of the time is not smoking pot.
 
DrKingGreen

DrKingGreen

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In my research I ran into the idea that it is an accelerant. Apparently it speeds up the process to take water to urine therefore the urine doesn't have time to pick up the thc that is released from the fat breaking down. I'm not sure on the science, only the consistency it worked with me
 
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