Hate Harleys

So I walked into the VFW post and this guys says to me,
"That your Harley with the loud pipes?"
"Yes sir."

"I hate Harleys."

"Why's that?"

"Some bastard on a Harley stole me wife away from me."

"Sorry to hear that."

"Yeah, everytime I hear one of 'em, I think he's bringing her back."

Pussy is like a peach... It's fat, full of juice, and if you go deep enough, you'll get a nut!

This was too cute, good chuckle.....

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter
and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to
dinner?"

i feel like a middle aged lady at a mid morning brunch when reading this

hxc said:

i feel like a middle aged lady at a mid morning brunch when reading this

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uuumm.... oka dude... whatever makes you happy... lol