I used to drink and drive all the time. This was back when liquor stores had drive-up windows and we didn't have strict DUI laws. We used to have the highest alcohol related car accident fatalities in the nation. I have no idea how I made it through unscathed. I was young and stupid back then. We had an open campus and spent time with a really cool guy from Chihuahua, Mexico (he lived across the street from the campus). He would bring mescal and other sundry items up from Mexico and make his own booze. I spent a lot of time in class half snockered from his concoctions. He used us as Guinea pigs. Anyway, I had mason jars full of that shit hidden in my truck. We would go up in the hills and build a bonfire and spend the night drunk off our asses.
How do I still have a liver?