Hardest Thing You've Laughed At While High?
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brainwarp
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My first grow was all floro's, so the buds were light and fluffy. I gave my friend a bunch of it. It was damn good shit, and he was raving about it one night. Then he joked, "but a 30 gallon garbage bag full of it would only weigh an ounce." And I couldn't argue with that. I did roll on the floor laughing for ten full minutes.
me and my gf had gotten the munchies and decided to drive over to popeyes
while driving down a highways frequented by panhandler i noticed the most funny thing iv ever seen
i guy with a cardboard sign that said "family abducted by aliens, need ransom"
we were laughing for the entire remainder of the trip
if i had it would would have given him like 10 bucks just cause how hard he made me laugh
while driving down a highways frequented by panhandler i noticed the most funny thing iv ever seen
i guy with a cardboard sign that said "family abducted by aliens, need ransom"
we were laughing for the entire remainder of the trip
if i had it would would have given him like 10 bucks just cause how hard he made me laugh
one11
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okay i've read some hilarious shit in this thread. so now its my turn. one time i came back home from a place that sold roman candles(the fireworks that actually shoot balls of fire n shit) so me and my buddys got sooo fucking baked. i pull out one of these, they're like "man what are you doing" and they start to run away as i light it up. needless to say, everyone had these roman candles and running all around this dudes grandmas house laughing our asses off shooting each other with fire balls.
then one time me and a friend were gettin high in this parking lot. and this retarded fat, old, bald, guy comes right up to the window and starts knocking. the look on my friends face was priceless. i rolled down the window and neither one of us could understand what he was trying to say! we both felt bad, but couldnt stop laughing. so i gave him two pennys i had and he gave me this sick ass green lighter case that i still haave today.
then once me and a bunch of friends were just walking back from getting high near this pond. noticed some geese, or ducks or whatever, but didnt give em much mind. then out of no where they start chasing us with their outspread wings and making crazy ass noises, and evryone breaks for it and is balling at the same time because of how ridiculous everything was at the moment.
then one time, this was christmas. i was at a friends house. his whole family was there. we were both high. of course. his cousin was on oxy cottin though. so this guy was OUT OF IT. next thing we know, his cousin comes out into the living room full of family people, with his pants and boxers at his ankles stumbling into the room. me and my friend look at each other, and laugh so hard we start crying.
when i remember more, ill post em!@
then one time me and a friend were gettin high in this parking lot. and this retarded fat, old, bald, guy comes right up to the window and starts knocking. the look on my friends face was priceless. i rolled down the window and neither one of us could understand what he was trying to say! we both felt bad, but couldnt stop laughing. so i gave him two pennys i had and he gave me this sick ass green lighter case that i still haave today.
then once me and a bunch of friends were just walking back from getting high near this pond. noticed some geese, or ducks or whatever, but didnt give em much mind. then out of no where they start chasing us with their outspread wings and making crazy ass noises, and evryone breaks for it and is balling at the same time because of how ridiculous everything was at the moment.
then one time, this was christmas. i was at a friends house. his whole family was there. we were both high. of course. his cousin was on oxy cottin though. so this guy was OUT OF IT. next thing we know, his cousin comes out into the living room full of family people, with his pants and boxers at his ankles stumbling into the room. me and my friend look at each other, and laugh so hard we start crying.
when i remember more, ill post em!@
whatsgoinon
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I was in a friends bathroom with 2 other mates smokn it up. After 2 cones (this shit was strong) I was feeln it pretty hard, and for some reason or another 1 of my mates was talking about doctors, or his doctor or something.
I then turned to my indian friend and said, "hey steve, who's your doctor...DOCTOR NICK?!"
I just fucking lost it - laughing at my own joke.
(Fyi Doctor nick is the doctor on the simpsons that goes "haii everybody" - "hi doctor nick"
I then turned to my indian friend and said, "hey steve, who's your doctor...DOCTOR NICK?!"
I just fucking lost it - laughing at my own joke.
(Fyi Doctor nick is the doctor on the simpsons that goes "haii everybody" - "hi doctor nick"
converseking
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wish i could recall lol i've been SUPER BAKED!
poopoo1964
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I worked at a local dirt track, We got done blazin' two bowls before the main events of the night started ( I worked the infield in turn four flagging). The 410 sprint cars were taking a parade lap getting ready to go green. The flagman throws the green and there off VROOOMMM. After 1 lap was completed, a lone sprint car came into my corner coasting to a stop in front of me. I throw out the yellow flag and call on the radio "turn four", "turn four". I walk up to the sprint car poke my head in and ask the driver " What's the problem?" "Is it mechanical?" The reply came back muffled through his helmet " My leg fell off, that's all" " Can you hand it to me?" WTF??? I look down and his right leg above his knee is gone!!! he said " I was coming out of turn three into four when my leg came off so I couldn't reach the throttle, so my car died on me." " Hand me my leg and we'll get this show going again partner" I swear I truly pissed myself, and I was laughing so hard I couldn't even say what was wrong into my radio. So they sent a tow truck out our way.....
Near
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Seek help.
xxgr3ysonxx
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HaHa all good stuff in here
1) It was when i started smoking so i had a ridiculous case of paranoia going when i did me and my friend would always smoke on the side of my house at night. We would enjoy our blunt or J's whatever we were smoking and then begin the most elaborate roach ditching adventures ever. We would run to the top of my neighborhood just to throw it in a storm drain or dig a little hole with sticks and bury them. Oh and my favorite hold a lighter to it till it was completely ash and burn the shit out of my thumb. looking back all pretty ridiculous and silly lol
2) I was smoking with younger bro and his friend and they were completely gone with their low tolerance levels. My brothers friend has a heavy spanish accent and we were walking home he just freaked out and shouted Sheet Zombiess and ran to my house! No warning nothing just sprinted like 1/4 mile home
3) not too long ago we were smoking in the woods with some friends of mine had a few grams of kush so we were gone. We are all kinda just talking and bull shitting when we hear a bush start to move or whatever. We all spin around and crouch down and shit paranoid as hell wait a few seconds nothing else happens so we all turn around. Still talking and smoking it gets kind of quiet and then out of no where we hear meow and a white cat jumped on my friends leg and kinda latched onto his jeans he took off running and freaking out and we all rolled on the ground for 20mins. then we played with the cat lol
1) It was when i started smoking so i had a ridiculous case of paranoia going when i did me and my friend would always smoke on the side of my house at night. We would enjoy our blunt or J's whatever we were smoking and then begin the most elaborate roach ditching adventures ever. We would run to the top of my neighborhood just to throw it in a storm drain or dig a little hole with sticks and bury them. Oh and my favorite hold a lighter to it till it was completely ash and burn the shit out of my thumb. looking back all pretty ridiculous and silly lol
2) I was smoking with younger bro and his friend and they were completely gone with their low tolerance levels. My brothers friend has a heavy spanish accent and we were walking home he just freaked out and shouted Sheet Zombiess and ran to my house! No warning nothing just sprinted like 1/4 mile home
3) not too long ago we were smoking in the woods with some friends of mine had a few grams of kush so we were gone. We are all kinda just talking and bull shitting when we hear a bush start to move or whatever. We all spin around and crouch down and shit paranoid as hell wait a few seconds nothing else happens so we all turn around. Still talking and smoking it gets kind of quiet and then out of no where we hear meow and a white cat jumped on my friends leg and kinda latched onto his jeans he took off running and freaking out and we all rolled on the ground for 20mins. then we played with the cat lol
trystick
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Got stoned while watching Home Improvement-
As the story progressed and my buzz grew the plot twisted:
Tim the tool man decides to build a grow room downstairs in the basement.
Al comes over and they blaze a fatty. Al suggests a 1000w HPS for flowering. Tim does his bark and then pulls out binford 8 x 4000w MH/HPS conversion lamps with the ballasts filling the shed out back. Al tries to keep Tim in line. When they talk about fans and exhaust, Tim pulls out a Binford 5000 cfm inline wind tunnel fan with a carbon scrubber the size of a bass drum. As Al tries to keep the grow in perspective, Tim grows towering 15 feet Kush plants, using 50 thousand watts per day and running electricy bills up to $25, 000 per month. Finally, as they move toward flowering, Tim has Binford make big 40 gallon barrels of 50-150-250 flowering nutes, mixes it in an 8 foot swimming pool, then pumps it into the grow room with fire hoses. The temp of the room varies from 150 degrees at the ceiling to 70 degrees at the floor with steam coming out of the exhaust vents. 7 Binford AC units are needed to cool the room. Co2 needs to be brought in by tanker truck. Tim's grow rotation produces 5 tons of pure dank every 3 months, with rock hard buds of up to ten feet long each. Binford distributes the buds via Michigan medicinal marijuana to the people of Detroit and the profits bring Detroit out of its recession. It crates 50,000 jobs and $10 million in new taxes.
Tim creates a new strain called Binford White Widow
and is awarded first prize at the Binford stand at the Cannabis Cup
. Al opens a coffee shop in Amsterdam and marries a Dutch porn star
. Hedi opens the first smoke and fuck Amsterdam brothel where only dank and stank is served
.
It is revealed that Wilson was growing dank in every room of his house during the entire 8 year run of Home Improvement! He was always elevated at the fence while talking to Tim but Tim never noticed the dank smell coming from Wilson's house nor Wilson's red eyes.
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It is also revealed that Tim himself was growing dank in one of the storage rooms of the studio and that he blazed with the TV crew before each episode. If you look closely at each episode, you can just see bright light coming from under the door behind his work bench and that he never allowed Al to go into the room. There was also the faint sound of a fan running in the room and cords going under the door.
Tim "the growman" Taylor
As the story progressed and my buzz grew the plot twisted:
Tim the tool man decides to build a grow room downstairs in the basement.
Al comes over and they blaze a fatty. Al suggests a 1000w HPS for flowering. Tim does his bark and then pulls out binford 8 x 4000w MH/HPS conversion lamps with the ballasts filling the shed out back. Al tries to keep Tim in line. When they talk about fans and exhaust, Tim pulls out a Binford 5000 cfm inline wind tunnel fan with a carbon scrubber the size of a bass drum. As Al tries to keep the grow in perspective, Tim grows towering 15 feet Kush plants, using 50 thousand watts per day and running electricy bills up to $25, 000 per month. Finally, as they move toward flowering, Tim has Binford make big 40 gallon barrels of 50-150-250 flowering nutes, mixes it in an 8 foot swimming pool, then pumps it into the grow room with fire hoses. The temp of the room varies from 150 degrees at the ceiling to 70 degrees at the floor with steam coming out of the exhaust vents. 7 Binford AC units are needed to cool the room. Co2 needs to be brought in by tanker truck. Tim's grow rotation produces 5 tons of pure dank every 3 months, with rock hard buds of up to ten feet long each. Binford distributes the buds via Michigan medicinal marijuana to the people of Detroit and the profits bring Detroit out of its recession. It crates 50,000 jobs and $10 million in new taxes.
Tim creates a new strain called Binford White Widow
and is awarded first prize at the Binford stand at the Cannabis Cup. Al opens a coffee shop in Amsterdam and marries a Dutch porn star. Hedi opens the first smoke and fuck Amsterdam brothel where only dank and stank is served. It is revealed that Wilson was growing dank in every room of his house during the entire 8 year run of Home Improvement! He was always elevated at the fence while talking to Tim but Tim never noticed the dank smell coming from Wilson's house nor Wilson's red eyes.
[youtube]MYxtGcGeKC0[/youtube]
It is also revealed that Tim himself was growing dank in one of the storage rooms of the studio and that he blazed with the TV crew before each episode. If you look closely at each episode, you can just see bright light coming from under the door behind his work bench and that he never allowed Al to go into the room. There was also the faint sound of a fan running in the room and cords going under the door.
Tim "the growman" Taylor
tightpockt
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dontevenreply.com I was on this website stoned and I almost passed out from laughing
robert 14617
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this thing
trystick
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Robert you seem good with youtube embedding. How do I embed my 70s show video below so that when played, it cuts straight to Al getting stoned instead of starting at the begining of the show. Al is shown sitting at the circle getting high at 04 minutes and 26 seconds. Is there an attribute for the [ youtube ] tag like minutes=04:26 or something like that.
robert 14617
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that i don't know lets hope someone else can help us both out
CrackerJax
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I think you would have to download it and then do ur own editing via software and repost it.
thewinghunter
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we were on the beach after midnight smoked up with a handle of Capt morgans and a cooler of suds, and my cousin Mike started screaming " do you see that, omg!" and freaking out... we didnt see ANYthing.. but he kept jumping up in the air... and screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhh!" we thought he was losing his mind... but someone pulled out a fone with a flash and sure enuff was this wild quick moving crab attacking him on the sand. LOL he cauight it and we put it in the ice cooler to frerak out ppl grabbing a beer. but it just died in there instantly (or fell asleep) and floated to the bottom. boo.
trystick
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OK..I am gonna download it and do some editing. I will add to the story or do a new one and use some edited video along with it. I'd imagine That 70's Show would be a endless resource of funny shit to edit.
Seems like all things eventually come back round to Cheech and Chong
Stick