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CatHedral

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schuylaar

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first off, has anybody heard from DaMick lately?

and secondly, this dude thinks this virus/ crisis resulted in men going to porn? i remember teh Sears catalog from the 80's.

it's known as the incel.,just what a baby boy does when he's upset?..put's his hand down his diaper.
 

schuylaar

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This is Monique, trying really hard to love my new memory foam lol.
I rescued her twice from the same shelter. First for my youngest daughter, who quickly lost interest because internet, and again when my ex-bitch drove her 90 miles away to the shelter we got her from 5 years earlier. She didn't tell me and Monique was there for another three months before the grapevine got back to me. I called the shelter and retrieved her (again) in less than 24 hours. View attachment 5021444




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it's beyond me some people; stick with your cat..happy you got her back; get her micro-chipped so your family can't pull that shit. she needs scratching post
 

smokinrav

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She's chipped, I changed the info to mine. She doesn't use scratching posts, but pulls the carpet up all day long.

Were on the fifth floor of our building, she just loves to lounge on the deck and watch the birds and squirrels (when it's warm).
 

schuylaar

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She's chipped, I changed the info to mine. She doesn't use scratching posts, but pulls the carpet up all day long.

Were on the fifth floor of our building, she just loves to lounge on the deck and watch the birds and squirrels (when it's warm).
there's this large rectangle what seems like cardboard with a million holes- cats go NUTS to scratch at it even over a pole..they're cheap too and at walmart everywhere.
 

schuylaar

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This is Monique, trying really hard to love my new memory foam lol.
I rescued her twice from the same shelter. First for my youngest daughter, who quickly lost interest because internet, and again when my ex-bitch drove her 90 miles away to the shelter we got her from 5 years earlier. She didn't tell me and Monique was there for another three months before the grapevine got back to me. I called the shelter and retrieved her (again) in less than 24 hours. View attachment 5021444




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sometimes when i leave here i think about the posts of the day and yours still resonates with me today..thank you for your steady resolve to re-home her- and what a beauty she is..go to walmart and buy a piece of cheap memory foam if that's what she likes:hug:
 

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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
 

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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
Can you say civil lawsuit?
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it Would.' But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no Balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are Only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable'
 
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