Happiest strain of marijuana known to man... What is it?

Legalize Nature

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I mean your dog could die, car wrecked, fired from job and girl left you for another guy... all in the same day!

But smoking ______ makes it all ok?
 

bundee1

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G13 had me laughing and paranoid and I slammed into a wall and fell and relaxed for a second because it felt rigjt then remembered I was on the floor and got up and walked back to the couch.
 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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Either Jillybean or vortex, i made a cross called orangestunk bred mostly for jillybean's parent- Orange Velvet skunk, gives a more euphoric high but improves mood just like the OVS in the Jillybean and Agent Orange. Vortex tastes too damn good and gets me higher than almost anything, Armageddon(homegrown fantaseeds) is some really happy giggly sativa/indica hybrid that will glue you onto a couch if you smoke too much, but you will be laughing alot.
 

althor

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G13 had me laughing and paranoid and I slammed into a wall and fell and relaxed for a second because it felt rigjt then remembered I was on the floor and got up and walked back to the couch.
Put a brick in your pocket, my brother, you sound abit on the lightweight side....
 

karmas a bitch

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Just harvested some a11 genius pheno. I really enjoy the uplifting happy high it produces. It really makes you feel good. She's gonna be hanging around for a while.
 

GHOPZZ

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Karmas a Bitch: Is your Apollo 11Genoius Pheno from Bodhi Seeds? What was ur flowering time on this strain and how was the yield? I would love to give this strain a go, it seems like it's always soldout at the tude.
 

karmas a bitch

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Yep it sure is bodhis a11 genius pheno f3. The one I'm smoking now was a pineapple genius pheno. I took her 63 days. I flowered 21 days from seed. I grow in organic amended coco. This was in a 3 gallon pot. I yielded 2 ozs.
I also have a much larger yielding grape koolaid pineapple genius pheno. Have not harvested her yet. Started her later.These two plants stayed short.
I also have two stretchy c99 Dom phenos. Both smell strongly of pineapples. But I doubt I will run them again. The yield looks good. But they are two tall and stretchy for what I am currently doing.


Interesting side note. In bodhis description he says it smells like pineapple Cheetos. I couldn't even wrap my mind around that. But my first plant did in fact smell like pineapple Cheetos. And even stranger I like the smell
 

unohu69

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seraquel(?), couple of beers, and a joint or two. sit back watch armegeddon fall, you wont care..... not drooling, just all good man... groovy... hahahahaha
 

hazey grapes

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euphoria, huh? well... there are different forms of it.

jillybean, as mentioned already is notorious for being euphoric, but i'm pretty sure THAT strain wouldn't impress me much as it's also knock out stoney from the reports i've read and i despise getting stoned.

at the other end of the spectrum, ORIGINAL kali mist has an intensely blissed out buzz that's similar to a shroom trip... you want REAL euphoria, try shrooms! weed can put an ear to ear laugh your ass off grin on your face, but a good shroom trip makes you feel in harmony with the entire universe. as weed tends to make fun stuff funner, it also makes no so fun stuff seem more annoying to freak out than it should be where as much as i hate getting wet, i was totally happy walking home in the rain after a concert on shrooms. back to KM... i wouldn't call THAT perfect either as it's so racy. you can't sit still on it. it's an awesome & fun buzz, but not if you want to watch a movie or listen to tunes as it makes your mind and body both race... it's too specific. new KM sounds like the buzz is about the same, but the delicious crushed red pepper flavor has been toned down to fruity & spicy now.

8 miles high is MY personal euphoria champ at the moment because it's energy profile is TOTALLY neutral, it doesn't melt you into the furniture like indicas, but doesn't fight you when you want to mellow out either. it was perfectly balanced fun to me. if i were running a marathon, i'd go with kali mist, but for 24/7 whatever smoking, i love 8 miles high. i can't wait until it comes back in '13! i wish i had some right now. my last 4 beans died of mold.

sadly, i've had 2 out of 2 attempts to grow laughing buddha fail too. the 1st one never popped though it was probably cold related as nothing was that time and the second one apparently got caught in it's hole and snapped it's stem trying to grow. i'd expect that to be an fun strain to smoke.

for me, i only get euphoria from sativas and dominants. anything stony only annoys me. just getting high make me happy, i think euphoria is more common to sativas than indicas. it is for me at least.

OH! short stuff's onyx had a really fun euphoric buzz that was different. it was really touchy feely. for some reason, it made me play footsie with myself when i was buzzed and online. it was different from any buzz i'd had before. i'd buy the strain & grow it if it didn't taste actually like diesel fuel which is disgusting & unnatural to me. i'd gladly smoke some right now & just deal with it though as i have nada. as popular as diesel is with others, you might like that one more than me. it would be a favorite buzz if i could just get it in a different flavor.
 

althor

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^ Bro, the gig is up. Everyone on this site knows you are full of shit.

You dont even smoke weed, have never even SEEN any of those strains you are talking about.


If there are any real mods on this site, please ban this guy spreading false information and propoganda.
 
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