Halloween treats
- Thread starter kelly4
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mysunnyboy
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we don't get any kids here so i buy the "good stuff" 
seriously apples?
seriously apples?
kelly4
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Plumbs?we don't get any kids here so i buy the "good stuff"
mysunnyboy
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i love fruit don't get me wrong. but honestly i wouldn't let my kids eat fruit from a stranger. even 40 years ago when i was a young trick or treater people put needles and razor blades in apples and we always had to throw our apples away. that's all i meant by it, that they will probably be thrown away if you give them out.
The Outdoorsman
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Probably smashed apples all over your street from pissed off kids.
I like the gift card idea if you don't get many tikes.
I like the gift card idea if you don't get many tikes.
the kids love it they come back every year
The Outdoorsman
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Sad it has come to that. Might as well keep your lights off if your going to be the house that gives you apple'si love fruit don't get me wrong. but honestly i wouldn't let my kids eat fruit from a stranger. even 40 years ago when i was a young trick or treater people put needles and razor blades in apples and we always had to throw our apples away. that's all i meant by it, that they will probably be thrown away if you give them out.
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The Outdoorsman
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I remember there was a guy(probably a teacher) that would let you pick a small piece of candy, a potato, or a dime. And he would keep track of what everyone chose. I think that's a good idea
cannabineer
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I remember that. My momma would inspect the take. Apples and those popcorn balls had to go. cni love fruit don't get me wrong. but honestly i wouldn't let my kids eat fruit from a stranger. even 40 years ago when i was a young trick or treater people put needles and razor blades in apples and we always had to throw our apples away. that's all i meant by it, that they will probably be thrown away if you give them out.
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cannabineer
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regular, or Super Leadfooted? 
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kelly4
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kelly4
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I've decided not to hand out fruit due to health concerns. Since I could just poison the candy, I don't feel right about handing that out either.
I've decided that little medallions that say "I'm a winner" on them might be good. I mean, what little Johnny or Gertrude wouldn't want affirmation that they are winners, am I right?
I've decided that little medallions that say "I'm a winner" on them might be good. I mean, what little Johnny or Gertrude wouldn't want affirmation that they are winners, am I right?
bigbillyrocka
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These Dexter inspired cupcakes... 
The Outdoorsman
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Yeah what kid wouldn't want that when anxiously expecting candy... Give them sugar free if your going to be a dick.
Fungus Gnat
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Could always hand out pomegranates.Yeah what kid wouldn't want that when anxiously expecting candy... Give them sugar free if your going to be a dick.
Carne Seca
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This is what we hand out:
Fuck healthy. This is Halloween, bitches!
It's the one time of year that children are offered recompense for the terrible lie that is Santa Claus. You never recover from the trauma of realizing Santa Claus is society's greatest conspiracy. It effects some people so bad they find conspiracies in everything. They're called, "Libertarians". Don't let the children become Libertarians. Give them candy for Halloween. Think of the children.
Fuck healthy. This is Halloween, bitches!
It's the one time of year that children are offered recompense for the terrible lie that is Santa Claus. You never recover from the trauma of realizing Santa Claus is society's greatest conspiracy. It effects some people so bad they find conspiracies in everything. They're called, "Libertarians". Don't let the children become Libertarians. Give them candy for Halloween. Think of the children.