LegalizeNature420
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A 10 would be supermodel. But like I said, her face is only a 2 but I threw in a bonus point for being slim. No deformities that I'm aware of (haven't seen her naked).
Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.
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LegalizeNature420
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I'm going to make a very confused face, then utter "Eww, no" after a few seconds. I've put serious thought into this! I think the mistake most people make is becoming too animated in their denial.
Nutes and Nugs
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I remember hearing an Elvis quote years ago.
"She was fat but that was the best fuck I ever had".
Think about what you do b4 you do it.
Don't blame beer or pot or the devil.
We need to take control for our actions.
Think for fucks sake!
Don't do the crime if you can't pay the time....
"She was fat but that was the best fuck I ever had".
Think about what you do b4 you do it.
Don't blame beer or pot or the devil.
We need to take control for our actions.
Think for fucks sake!
Don't do the crime if you can't pay the time....
Nutes and Nugs
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LegalizeNature420
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The T. rex on her shirt is more fuckable.
Nutes and Nugs
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Yes it is.
You sound like Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky.
'I did not have sexual relations with That woman."
But who would wanna fuck Hillary?
You sound like Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky.
'I did not have sexual relations with That woman."
But who would wanna fuck Hillary?
Metasynth
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I just gotta say...If you're really THAT worried about what your "friends" are gonna think/say, then you're just a little bitch. You live your life for the approval of others? You're not a man, you're a fucking puppet. You don't have the balls to live your life, and own that shit? Haha...maybe some day you'll see the truth; then again, maybe you'll become next ruler of the western world. Either way, you'll still be a little gutless bitch.
joe macclennan
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wheres my gd like button?
- You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Metasynth again.
LegalizeNature420
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Calling someone a "gutless bitch" from behind a computer screen is a little ironic, don't you think?
LegalizeNature420
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That's a two-way street.
The question states that my concerns are in regard to my friends, not random people such as yourself. So you not caring what I think and vice versa is irrelevant and proves nothing. You seem to not understand that significant difference.
The question states that my concerns are in regard to my friends, not random people such as yourself. So you not caring what I think and vice versa is irrelevant and proves nothing. You seem to not understand that significant difference.
Commander Strax
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Grow UP....
Have you convinced the girl to leave town?
Did you cut her tongue out or even hypnotise her?
Why the fuck would she keep quiet for your benefit?
You should try showing a little respect to the girl and stop pissing your pants like a little baby.
Incidentally you give her 3/10, where would you put yourself on the scale?
Mr ADHD
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When I was in high school I slept with a butt ugly mixed chick with a great body. The next day everyone knew about it. I have a friend that still teases me about it 12 years later. I don't care though, I was 17 and she was a great lay. Be a man and accept the consequences of your actions.
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Unclebaldrick
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No fair. She's suffering from something medical. Thre are plenny of uggos without picking on the infirm.
Singlemalt
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Ven der putz shteht, ligt der sechel in drerd
Unclebaldrick
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The big problem here is that you did bang her. So she has the truth on your side. Your friends are not going to believe you and the fact that you will continue to deny it will do more damage to your rep than the actual act. Don't be such a puss-boy. Take some responsibility for your penis's actions. You'll be more of a laughing stock getting caught in the lie than you would just shrugging and admitting to it with a smile.
Singlemalt
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Make some money, boy
Flaming Pie
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Are you scared your friends aren't gonna like you if you slept WTH a 3?
If they are like that, then they aren't real friends.
And quit drinking.
If they are like that, then they aren't real friends.
And quit drinking.