Grrr stupid lawn

hempstead · May 19, 2010

I have a love hate relationship with my lawn. If I ever hit the lottery or became loaded so much that I was sweating money I would still mow my own lawn. I just like the feeling of knowing every inch of my property and it seems like every time I mow I discover a few more inches. But anyways.

I was thinking while mowing. Hmmm What would I like if I did hit it big? And I am not talking about a bigger house or a nicer car type of things.

What little wasteful things would you do?
I have two that I could think of. I would open a new bar of soap every time I shower. I love to wash with a new bar of soap. And when I got dressed after that shower I would have me a brand new pair of socks. Nothing like new socks to make your feet feel great. lol Yes I am easy to please.

So lets hear it. What would you blow money on?

GanjaBitch · May 19, 2010

I agree with the new sock idea lol. I'd also have a new set of sheets for every day of the year, brand new sheets are nice. :hump:

dtp5150 · May 19, 2010

i think yer OCD cuz those kind of people like new bars of soap every time, always new socks, etc

dude im not kidding, my crazy grandma would do the same shit till she took some meds and got prof. help.

id buy hookers. really really hot hookers. i'd have a grotto full of them.

YGrow · May 19, 2010

I'd have a harem of women from all over the world. I'd also buy tons of drugs and just have them sitting out in big bowls throughout the house. Any time me, my wife, one of the harem girls or a visiting friend wanted something, they'd just grab some out of the bowl. I'd also buy out a well-stocked liquor store and set it up in my mansion somewhere, so I'd always have what I want and wouldn't ever have to run to the store for supplies.

GanjaBitch · May 19, 2010

id buy hookers. really really hot hookers. i'd have a grotto full of them.

lol you know those aren't the cleanest animals in the jungle :hump:

hempstead · May 19, 2010

GanjaBitch said:
I agree with the new sock idea lol. I'd also have a new set of sheets for every day of the year, brand new sheets are nice.

Ok new sheets ar on my list but they gotta be washed first and then fresh out of the dryer it is time to go to bed.

dtp5150 said:
i think yer OCD cuz those kind of people like new bars of soap every time, always new socks, etc

dude im not kidding, my crazy grandma would do the same shit till she took some meds and got prof. help.

id buy hookers. really really hot hookers. i'd have a grotto full of them.

Naaah no OCD, I said I would if I was loaded. So if I hit it big maybe I will become OCD. lol

YGrow said:
I'd have a harem of women from all over the world. I'd also buy tons of drugs and just have them sitting out in big bowls throughout the house. Any time me, my wife, one of the harem girls or a visiting friend wanted something, they'd just grab some out of the bowl. I'd also buy out a well-stocked liquor store and set it up in my mansion somewhere, so I'd always have what I want and wouldn't ever have to run to the store for supplies.

Drugs are bad mmmkay. And with hookers you may end up taking an aids cocktail instead of some liquor. And why buy a whole store when all you need is Sam Adams and Grey Goose.

GanjaBitch said:
lol you know those aren't the cleanest animals in the jungle

They're yucky. My buddy likes em and what he says is, " No matter who the woman is you pay for it some how but with a hooker you aren't paying for it. You are paying them to leave when you are done." I don't agree with him but I still find it funny.

VansStoner1748 · May 19, 2010

Hmmm I would have an unlimited supply of tall tees from champs. xxl Black or white. Man i love it when i get new tall tees.

GanjaBitch · May 19, 2010

My buddy likes em and what he says is, " No matter who the woman is you pay for it some how but with a hooker you aren't paying for it. You are paying them to leave when you are done."

lol if you catch something from them, then I guess he would be paying in a different way

hempstead · May 19, 2010

VansStoner1748 said:
Hmmm I would have an unlimited supply of tall tees from champs. xxl Black or white. Man i love it when i get new tall tees.

I like plain old white Hanes tshirts but I like em better the older they get. My most comfy shirts have holes in em and I wear em at night when I don't need to go in public. heh

captain crunch · May 19, 2010

hempstead said:
I like plain old white Hanes tshirts but I like em better the older they get. My most comfy shirts have holes in em and I wear em at night when I don't need to go in public. heh

My first thought was that i'd have an unlimited supply of new hanes tee's. Then i remembered that my favorite ones are so old they should be used as rags. Oh how i wish i could wear the oil spotted, hole riddled tee's in public without looking Whiskey Tango....

I'd buy a couple vacation houses and keep a collection of 10-15 cars and play a lot of golf.

husalife · May 19, 2010

Id have 3 of each RC airplane there is, and a small crew of workers to work on the farm with me.

So I could get more done when doing.

OH and I'd have a motorcycle collection that would make Jay leno's collection look piss poor. lol

tea tree · May 19, 2010

I would buy my own spy agency. I would dictate world events from behind the scenes. Like I was Jude law or something.

hempstead · May 19, 2010

lol Keep em coming. I wanna hear stupid stuff like lighting up a blunt with $100 bills or rolling one with it.

zigginanzaggin · May 19, 2010

I'd build my own sweet ass roller-coaster, one that took like an hour, and you could have a gas mask or something that would drop down and you could hit while riding, and a beer dispensing helmet, and....a bunch a other cool shit. That would be fun

GanjaBitch · May 19, 2010

that rollercoaster sounds very intense lol

nattyhead357 · May 19, 2010

I would buy 200 LCD Tv's (big ones of course) and tune each of them to a different channel to eliminate the use of a remote...

nattyhead357 · May 19, 2010

Id have a roll of toilet paper made with 100 dollar bills

Id have someone to wipe my ass with said toilet paper

Id Gold plate my entire house

Id go to the streets and burn money (100,000$ minimum)

Id punch a cop and hand him 50,000 dollars immediatly afterwards

GanjaBitch · May 19, 2010

nattyhead357 said:
Id have a roll of toilet paper made with 100 dollar bills

Id have someone to wipe my ass with said toilet paper

Id Gold plate my entire house

Id go to the streets and burn money (100,000$ minimum)

Id punch a cop and hand him 50,000 dollars immediatly afterwards

wow...now that's stupid rich right there lol

Louis541 · May 19, 2010

I'd build the most awesome music/smoking room.

It would have any videogame you could want, a dozen electric guitars to choose from, a couple of Basses, a pinball machine, drumset, pool table, air hockey, a big screen HDTV (One of the new ones with 3d)

A big ass roor bong, 2 or three backup bongs, and an acrylic one because I'm a clutz.

nattyhead357 · May 19, 2010

Id go to craigslist and buy everything that was posted for sale for that day

Id buy new dishes everyday to eliminate doing dishes

Id buy a Walmart, close it down, and live there for a good 20 years off of the supplies.

Id go to restaurants and tip the waitor or waitress extremely well before we even get the food (cuz im nice)

Grrr stupid lawn

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