grr Toilet Paper...

So I just had a slight argument with my wife...over toilet paper...

She tells me "Hey big lots has this store brand toilet paper thats just like quilted northern for 24 rolls its only 5 bucks!"

I respond "Ok, why do I care?" <-- PROBABLY MY FIRST MISTAKE

She responds "It sounds like we need to stock up!"

I respond with "Yeah lets stock up on expensive toilet paper..."

She Responds "It's cheaper than the Scott that we use now!"

I respond with "So those 200 sheet rolls for 24 of them are $5...the Scott we buy is 1000sheets per roll...so it takes 5 rolls of that "cheap" shit to compare...how is that saving money?"

She Responds "But people are talking about how great a deal it is on this site i'm reading"

I respond "Yes dear...everything on the internet is always true..."

That Scott thosand-sheet stuff is nasty. I'm with her on this ... my delicate area deserves to be treated nice. cn

I'm with cannabineer and your wife.. Toilet paper is one of those things you gotta buy the good quality.

personally i used to get thick rolls (much more value for the money)

but my wife´s rather more delicate than myself, so i just let her handle the toilet paper shopping.

scented soft rolls are kinda nice lol. and its only a few bucks more and a happy wife (those are priceless)

They looked the same...

My son thought they were like the tissue in jail.

Won't buy them anymore.

MEH...1000sheet scott is NOT harsh The shit they use at work...now that stuff rapes my ass....

You're not supposed to use the Grade P "for the back". cn

Women and toilet paper - don't go there. My husband doesn't.

Winter Woman said:

Women and toilet paper - don't go there. My husband doesn't.

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She doesn't mind scott

Shortly after my first son was born 12 years ago, I got into the habit of using baby wipes. Baby wipes ftw. I want my ass clean.

Capt. Stickyfingers said:

Shortly after my first son was born 12 years ago, I got into the habit of using baby wipes. Baby wipes ftw. I want my ass clean.

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please dont tell me you are flushing those down the toilet....

massah said:

please dont tell me you are flushing those down the toilet....

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No. I learned that's a no no before I had a kid. I used to rent out the downstairs of my house and lived upstairs. The bitch downstairs flushed baby wipes and plugged shit up so bad, sewage backed up into the basement. I was sooooo pissed when the plumber told me he pulled out a bunch of baby wipes.

i don't like scott. the scott extra soft is OK though and it lasts forever. i prefer charmin or cottonelle.

medicalmaryjane said:

it lasts forever

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Thats the key right there...going through 2 rolls a week total...lasts a LONG time

I like wiping my ass with this stuff. It also doubles as joint paper in a pinch.... real smooth.

TP, fuck as long as the rolls not empty and i have more i don't complain, i can't justify paying more for a better quality item i will only throw away anyways
Only thing i'm fussy about is conditioner and razors, oh and dont touch my cocoa butter

Polar bear approved ... cn

now ive had this argument with my x wife..which way the toilet paper goes..

DSB65 said:

now ive had this argument with my x wife..which way the toilet paper goes..

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The correct answer is (obviously) B. Mode A is of the devil. cn