Growing in my closet

I started growing in my closet whats the best way to go about that?

don't let mommy find out
You haven't given us much to go on.

lol. yeah. Do you have any equipment yet?
are you currently growing?
How many plants?
What are the dimensions of your closet?
How much Money are you willing to spend?
Do you have roommates, parents?
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im actually doin some REALLY simular shit, it involves pots, a thermometer, duct tape and FOX FARM products.. For some reason i'm getting a REALLY slow grow judging from everybody elses time frames, but it IS growin.

I have it in a gallon bucket and am using one of those energy saver lights and a fan. My first time grow. The closet is skinny and tall and i have only one plant. Outside soil. Its about an inch and a half tall. The light is 4 inches away from it. Thanx 4 The help. Mine is also growin slow.