Great Stoner Quotes

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KameronG

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Mines. I'm Kameron. Kyle's my sober friend.

Kyle: dude what are you doing
Kameron: I'm trying to imagine what that tree would look like if it had a soul.


Kameron: these birds need to stop talking shit. only because i cant fucking understand bird
 
iNVESTIGATE

iNVESTIGATE

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This one is from one my favorite TV shows.. 'Trailer Park Boys'

..it's a variation of the 'hit two birds w/ one stone' saying..

"Getting two birds stoned at once"

lol.. its much better when heard from the actual show


PeachOut.
 
BigBudBalls

BigBudBalls

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Ahhh the 'Ricky-isms' gotta love 'em

iNVESTIGATE said:
This one is from one my favorite TV shows.. 'Trailer Park Boys'

..it's a variation of the 'hit two birds w/ one stone' saying..

"Getting two birds stoned at once"

lol.. its much better when heard from the actual show


PeachOut.
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MisterMicro

MisterMicro

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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Saying weed is illegal is like saying god made a mistake.
 
WannahGangja

WannahGangja

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At work the caller ID on the phone will read the caller's name outloud. After I wake n bake I get to work this morning to find a few people waiting on me to open already. Halfway into my first transaction the phone reads out loud "Gay Peggy calling". I just could not stop laughing for anything. Had to go to the back of the shop to gain my composure. lol
 
k-town

k-town

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WannahGangja said:
At work the caller ID on the phone will read the caller's name outloud. After I wake n bake I get to work this morning to find a few people waiting on me to open already. Halfway into my first transaction the phone reads out loud "Gay Peggy calling". I just could not stop laughing for anything. Had to go to the back of the shop to gain my composure. lol
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LOL! That is pretty funny.
 
wake n' bake

wake n' bake

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sex, drugs, rock n'roll,
speed, weed, birth control.
lifes a bitch and then u die,
so fuck it all, lets get high

pece, pot, tequilla shot,
fuck the one you think is hot,
stoners live and stoners die,
but in the end we all get high,
so if at first you dont succeed,
fuck this world lets smoke some weed:bigjoint: :P
 
itsgrowinglikeaweed

itsgrowinglikeaweed

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"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson
 
Permabuzz

Permabuzz

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Jordy Villain said:
my homeboy and I were playing badminton in my backyard and we lost a birdie in the tree... it resulted in a 30 minute( no exaggeration) conversation about what if there was a warp to another dimension in my tree and what we'd do if one of us went up after it and disappeared.

damn that blunt was fatttt.
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HaHaha! lol haha:mrgreen:
 
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