fruitrollup
New Member
got any good "hooks" or oneliners for selling bud???
got any funny quotes/one liners for advertising your grass?
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got any good "hooks" or oneliners for selling bud???
reefacheefa
Active Member
prices arent the only things that are high...
reefacheefa
Active Member
hehe... this buds for you! copywrite of anheiser busch, inc... please dont sue me
GoldenGanja13
Well-Known Member
I just walk through the mall with a bag of SLH or something smelly and kinda draw people too me. When they make the comment "smells Good" I reply "420 friendly?" and we take it from there.
fruitrollup
New Member
i like that first one "nugget so good even the prices are high"
reefacheefa
Active Member
lol do get a lil extra attention wit somethin sticky in your pocket huh??
reefacheefa
Active Member
which brings me to mah next one, from the old guy on family guy...
"i got some candy in my pocket, but my athritis is actn up..."
"i got some candy in my pocket, but my athritis is actn up..."
JoNny Pot sMokeR
Active Member
I dont sell weed, its so fire it sells it self.
reefacheefa
Active Member
"get your smokey on"
jumboSWISHER
Well-Known Member
*pistol whip* PUT UR MONEY IN THE FUCKING BAG!!!!!
then i drop em a nug to deal with the anxiety of the experience =]
haha
then i drop em a nug to deal with the anxiety of the experience =]
haha
cdrippper2
Active Member
"so sticky you'll never need to buy tape again"
dmoneysaver
Well-Known Member
"Go Green?Want to go Greener?"
jumboSWISHER
Well-Known Member
fuck selln weed tho, if any thing
sell grow books =]
selln weed just makes the media BS of us being "criminals" true.......
sell grow books =]
selln weed just makes the media BS of us being "criminals" true.......
fruitrollup
New Member
butt shakin blueberry that peticular bud sucked but anyway.... and this is my daydream/nightmare/reality so ill sell bud all i want guy!
reefacheefa
Active Member
hehe... tats funny
reefacheefa
Active Member
glass pipe...20 bucks, lighter...1.49, the look on your teachers face when you tell her to fuck off with red eyes...priceless
