Good toker jobs?

I just graduated from college with a BS in Environmental Science (I know, stupid choice) and guess what.... no jobs available. Well, I am currently working a seasonal position but it's not continuous full time hours, doesn't pay all that much, and no benefits (scared of not having them when ObamaCare comes to get me at age 26). And I guess there are jobs out there that I could qualify for but all the good ones require random urinalysis tests. I would really like to save up some money but I can't stomach the thought of quitting, especially if it's some job I don't like all that much (I have worked shitty jobs contently but mostly because I could come home and relax with a joint).

I really just wanted to gain a perspective on what other cannabis connoisseurs do for work. Are there any professions that pay off but still don't test you? Or are all the stoners destined for landscaping or working in a restaurant? Or worse, giving up their favorite hobby?

get some fake piss and call it a day.

I am fortunate enough to work as a sales manager, I have never been pissed and I have come in blasted on occasion. Now mind you I am in an ideal situation, im the only employee and my bosses both have other bussiness, one works in the store next to me the other is amish and lives in PA. I sell sheds, and I do really good. I would suggest a sales job because you are an idependent contractor if your like me also a real estate agent. But if you work for a car dealership or something it all depends on management. It is not hard to sell cars unless your in the used car buizz. Thats my suggestion, unless you wanna grow weed to supplement income then go into buizz for yourself.

If you have to take a piss test
1 Call up buddy who's clean
2 Get a 5 hour energy drink
3 Dump it out and clean out bottle. Just let it soak in some crazy hot water for a while
4 Have him ride along in vehicle on the way there, pee in bottle and hand it back to you. Helps to have something else in the car to pee in so your bud doesn't have to cut it off midstream ( it stings yo)
5 Cheek it or stick in underwear. Pour in a cup when you have to fill it.
6 Treat your buddy to lunch after cause now Money isn't a thing.

Start your own business doing whatever you want to do. Degrees don't mean squat compared to experience. If you have experience in a particular field, freelance the shit out of it and spend the extra couple hundred a month on decent healthcare, none of that obamacare bullshit.

Don't quit your job until you have a few clients, coming from a CS major, it took me a year before I went fulltime freelance, then I registered myself as an LLC software development firm. I work when I need work and smoke when I wanna smoke granted my jars are full

Im an Imagineer to, but the Electrical kind most places only have the original drug test and then you are free and clear, unless you do something really fucking stupid, for the most part if your good they dont want to take the chance on testing and firing you. If your environmental like EHandS thats a pretty chill job and will more than likely play out like I said cant speak for any other positions...but i assure you if you had any Idea where I worked you would be blown away by what I just said.

Environmental Science I dont even know what that is

I work at a waste water treatment plant , make ok money (only ben their about 5 years), easy job, lots of perks, major shortage of qualifed people and it's getten worse fast

Whole foods

dare i say, stop smoking weed for a month or two till you land a job, then you can start smoking again..

i've been looking for work and am lucky if i've been smoking more then once a month or so lately.. yeah, it sucks balls, but i know i can pass an ua if need be, and that makes me proud..

learn how to dilute and you'll never be worried again...or just quit for a month and take a test on your own time. Save the records. when you get an interview and they ask whether you'd be able to pass a drug test, say yes. when they ask you for pee, try to submit the records. They will either reject them or accept them. If accepted--you're in the clear. If rejected, act super naive and say you did this when you were looking for jobs under the impression you'd have to do it for hire but no one asked until now. they will still reject it but you've just bought yourself the requisite 48 hours needed to pass another test. Bitch about cost of test, how it disrupts your schedule, and how you don't know when you'll be able to fit it in. then you can either just NOT DO IT to buy more time for cleaning up--and of course apologize profusely for forgetting because its just not something you think about, because you don't do drugs remember?--or go ahead once you know you'll pee clean. Your friends are gatorade, vitamin b2, 6, and/or 12 (or just a b complex) and creatine monohydrate along with personal drug test strips, adulteration strips, and specimen validity strips--all cheap, all easily available, all purchases should get you enough to go through this bullshit rigamarole about 5 times.
be easy,

OR, like racerboy says, just tone it down for a couple months and be able to pass at a week's notice

Self employed

Pilots good, ...everyone thinks you drunk ...lol

Aircraft Maintenance !

To the OP. You are discovering what really sucks about being an adult in this country. The absolute robbing of your personal freedom of choice and right to be responsible for yourself. Hopefully we have reached a point in our society and history that enough of us are going to be willing to stand up and say, "Enough!" We have tools today at our disposal to make real changes on a national level and if we seize the opportunity now, pre-employ and random screenings can soon be a thing of the past!

I have a dream today....

Start your own business, provide a service at a lower price with better service than the other guys.