Ya chi i agree,when i first meet my fiance i was in the middle of my second grow(now my third after two kids and 5 years ya!)on her birthday we went to her dads house for cake and all that bullshit.me being the pot head that i am decided to clip about an eighth a few days before so that when i went out with her we would be able to enjoy the fruits of my labor.we wrapped it 5 times with paper towels around the bag and it still stunk,i mean oh my god it stunk.so i put it in my pocket after packing a nice water bong and made our way up to her dads place(mind you he no longer is a stoner but at one point long ago he was ).when we got their we were greeted by her brother who for this posting i will call tom.he saw us and the first thing he said was some smart ass comment on how high we looked....lol i hate when people do that......so we took him out back behind the shed and i let him sample the dankness.he immediately tried to purchase my smoke bag off me for some ridiculous price that was well in my favor but i declined BECAUSE IM AND I QUOTE "NOT A DRUG DEALER"and gave him probably half a gram as a parting gift INSTEAD OF MAKING THE SALE.needless to say he was happy,i mean why not it was free right.so we left tom and made it back around the house to the front door and about half way there i suddenly felt this wave of panic.oh my god im about to meet this girls father and step mother for the first time,oh my god what if the know im stoned,oh my good what if they saw me outside lurking behind their shed,oh my god what if ( and this was the important one) they smell this dank ass weed in my pocket( it was from emery seeds before they shut down mikado x bc kush) so i did what any of you would have in my shoes i freaked........as we made our way up the stairs i confided in my fiance my worries and she assured me everything would be fine and told me to give her the bag/paper towel mess that was being smushed up in my pocket,she threw it in her purse and in we went.i was introduced to everyone and everything seemed like it was going fine......and then my fears came true.....in the middle of us talking with her father i saw what all of you knew was coming start to happen.....we were talking with him about what i did for a living where i was raised etc....and his fucking nose crinkled up like he smelled a dead body which led to him making the weirdest face ive ever seen ( i almost busted out laughing)......and he made the comment,what is that smell did you get sprayed by a skunk of something....of course we pretended that we had no idea what he was talking about which now looking back was probably a mistake lol i should have said yes! I did me and my dog were walking in the woods yesterday and out no where came a skunk i tired tomato soup everything nothing works and i still reek!!!!! Ha ha ha unfortunately i wasnt that bright at the time so we just played the whole thing off and acted like it didnt happen until after we left and got into our can ,they we cracked up laughing for a good five minutes about the situation.hope you found this amusing i know i rambled oh well but hell yea i like weed that stinks through the bag and a handful of paper towels on top of that for good measure....