Getting high and watching porn.

BustinScales510

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Definitely a fan, but I only watch on my laptop now cause it's awkward when you forget to put up a dvd and notice later that a friend or family member is using All Holes Fucked as a coaster.
 

tyler.durden

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Definitely a fan, but I only watch on my laptop now cause it's awkward when you forget to put up a dvd and notice later that a friend or family member is using All Holes Fucked as a coaster.
LOL! Your post reminds me of an instance at the end of my last marriage. I left a porn dvd in the living room player, and my wife confronted me when I got home the next night. She didn't want to fuck me, but she didn't like me fapping either because it made her feel bad. Hilarious. Anyway, she was pissed because she had her mom and a couple of friends over to watch something earlier that day, and hit play to see what was already in there. I felt bad initially, but the more she expressed her anger, the more funny the situation became to me. Then came the sentence that made me laugh out loud, "And it's not just 'Backdoor Anal Sluts', but 'Backdoor Anal Sluts Volume 11! Do you have the first ten?'"
 

BustinScales510

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LOL! Your post reminds me of an instance at the end of my last marriage. I left a porn dvd in the living room player, and my wife confronted me when I got home the next night. She didn't want to fuck me, but she didn't like me fapping either because it made her feel bad. Hilarious. Anyway, she was pissed because she had her mom and a couple of friends over to watch something earlier that day, and hit play to see what was already in there. I felt bad initially, but the more she expressed her anger, the more funny the situation became to me. Then came the sentence that made me laugh out loud, "And it's not just 'Backdoor Anal Sluts', but 'Backdoor Anal Sluts Volume 11! Do you have the first ten?'"
Haha, you shouldve said "Yes, it's a series and youre not supposed to watch them out of sequence" :)
 

guy incognito

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LOL! Your post reminds me of an instance at the end of my last marriage. I left a porn dvd in the living room player, and my wife confronted me when I got home the next night. She didn't want to fuck me, but she didn't like me fapping either because it made her feel bad. Hilarious. Anyway, she was pissed because she had her mom and a couple of friends over to watch something earlier that day, and hit play to see what was already in there. I felt bad initially, but the more she expressed her anger, the more funny the situation became to me. Then came the sentence that made me laugh out loud, "And it's not just 'Backdoor Anal Sluts', but 'Backdoor Anal Sluts Volume 11! Do you have the first ten?'"
I would hope so, otherwise you would be totally lost in the plot.
 

greenlikemoney

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In the past, my ex-wife had me burn all her favorite porns to DVD for her.

As she was leaving the last time, she told me I was a pervert.

But she took all the DVD's.

LMFAO
 

captiankush

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lol...ya'll think its funny when a porn dvd is found, try leaving your fleshlight out by accident...Classic.

CK
 
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