Getting bho pass TSA

Has anyone done this successfully from a none medical, none rec state? I am going to co. Soon but im not sure how to acquire while im there till a certain event happens. I don't want to be stuck there with no green but weeds hard to hide so I figured ill turn 2oz of my states finest to bho because bho seems easier to bring then 2oz of weed, any ideas that don't involve my rectum or my wifes vag??

Also that doesnt involve ups, usps, fedex or dhl

You're trying to bring it in, or out of CO? I read an article recently that said they've upped the security leaving CO. A lot of people think it's ok to take it from state to state apparently.

Buy a tube of hemorrhoid ointment, open the back end of it and empty it good. Remove the top and scald the dog sheet out of it to get every trace of ointment out. Put the top back on, stuff your BHO in and seal the bottom of the tube again; you'll need some pliers or a crimping tool. Put it in your toiletries bag; NOBODY will want to handle a tube of ass ointment.

Or just put it in your girls make up bag in a container similar to her make up products ....

I'd be a'scared.

Bringing in not out, once im out I got unlimited supply. I just don't want to be stuck in co without any bud, or be stuck without for a few days till the cup

What what, in the butt.

Only relatively safe place. Or you could wrap on condoms and swallow but it will be 36 hours before it comes out.

your goin to the cup and worried about having bud?