Germinating a weed seed inside someones ear?

Lets just say I had no where to put my germinating seed, and I slept on my right side and put a seed in my left ear. Would the plant grow out of my ear? then grow special blood sucking roots?

Im just stoned as fuck, thinking about mushrooms growing out of ears.

On a more intelligent note I got four different types of weed. Grape Kush, Blueberry OG, Headband, and some Black berry kush.

i think the wax would sufficate the roots but give it a shot!!!

I'll have what he's having!

I watched your ear wax video like three times