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Gbusandthedisciples

Gbusandthedisciples

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
  1. He called everyone “brother”
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
  1. He went into His Fathers business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
  1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
 
ORECAL

ORECAL

Well-Known Member
interesting.........not really all that funny though.....I take it your religious......
 
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Bangers999

New Member
A man is walking home from work and meets his postman, postman says here is your mail wont see you again after today because i retire, man says well best of luck to you etc, postman says i will miss this wee street i have slept with the hole street apart from 1 woman,man goes home and says to his wife he met the postman and tells her the story of him sleeping with the hole street apart from 1 woman, the woman turns around to her husband and says-- that will be that stuck up cow next door.
 
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