I don't think you're insane at all. Quite intelligent to monitor what is actually entering your body actually. I like the stereotype I'm placed in by my overweight, high blood pressure, arthritic, borderline tumor infested family puts on me. "Oh he eats healthy" LMFAO
No actually you eat unhealthily lol. Its like they think I eat different weird foods like rice cakes or some shit. The reality is that we both eat chicken but mine has a beak and can walk without falling after 2 steps because it hasnt been genetically modified to have a bigger breast. We both eat apples but mine hasn't been sprayed with pesticides and then waxed to preserve the shelf life all while trapping the pesticides and preventing them to be washed off.
I do not and will not drink tap water. For $60/month I'm drinkin RO or distilled depending on my taste preference that day