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getting a divorce then fucking your buddy's husband and making him sleep out in the driveway though, well, that could traumatize a poor kid

Nah. Being drunk every night of your life, unable to even hold your child because your wife fears you will drop her, while you skip between incessantly posting on a weed site and rubbing one out to shemale porn, (NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT), as that single tear slides down your wife's face, too afraid to confront an angry drunk, and too ashamed to tell her family, knowing that she will inevitably have to cut you off, leaving you with nothing . . . that will traumatize your kid.

And the fact you're too much of a pussy to convert to Judaism.
 
When will you tell your daughter about camelfuckerville? You know, where the camelfuckers live.

probably about when she is old enough to watch 'the big lebowski', an excellent film which i was referencing at the time in my conversation with johnnyorganic.

you must have spent hours digging that one up. poor stupid you.
 
Nah. Being drunk every night of your life, unable to even hold your child because your wife fears you will drop her, while you skip between incessantly posting on a weed site and rubbing one out to shemale porn, (NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT), as that single tear slides down your wife's face, too afraid to confront an angry drunk, and too ashamed to tell her family, knowing that she will inevitably have to cut you off, leaving you with nothing . . . that will traumatize your kid.

And the fact you're too much of a pussy to convert to Judaism.
i do not look forward to the day when i have to tell my daughter that people like you exist and will hate her irrationally just because she is jewish.
 
So, you are a liar and a fraud.

What time *it it.

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Nah. Being drunk every night of your life, unable to even hold your child because your wife fears you will drop her, while you skip between incessantly posting on a weed site and rubbing one out to shemale porn, (NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT), as that single tear slides down your wife's face, too afraid to confront an angry drunk, and too ashamed to tell her family, knowing that she will inevitably have to cut you off, leaving you with nothing . . . that will traumatize your kid.

And the fact you're too much of a pussy to convert to Judaism.
Dude. Just fucking kill yourself. You are reaching.
 
Nah. Being drunk every night of your life, unable to even hold your child because your wife fears you will drop her, while you skip between incessantly posting on a weed site and rubbing one out to shemale porn, (NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT), as that single tear slides down your wife's face, too afraid to confront an angry drunk, and too ashamed to tell her family, knowing that she will inevitably have to cut you off, leaving you with nothing . . . that will traumatize your kid.

And the fact you're too much of a pussy to convert to Judaism.
Why are you reaching so hard? Why are you such an angry asshole? What made you into what you are right now?
 
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