Fuckin Pirates

burnout88

Active Member
alright so another family has been captured by the somali pirates, a very poor choice for the Danish couple to bring their two young kids, I think they were 10 and 12 years old. Knowing there's pirates around, why would you sail your family through that part of the world. That is just retarded to me, I wouldn't think it would take a genius to know not to go around there without protection. I think there idea of protection was to email their position to some agency every day, and they wrote up some "pirate plan", it was a plan of what to do if attacked by pirates, well looks like it didn't work out, big surprise. I don't understand how these pirates are so powerful. I have come up with two solutions that might help our problem out. First why doesn't any country or countries just send in their army, or a few countries get together and go and kill them all. And yes some people might say what if they start killing the 600 prisoners they have right now. Tough luck I guess, if nothing is done that number will only grow, I haven't seen it fall in the recent years. I sure they would save some, who knows maybe the pirates will just give up seeing the tens of thousands of men they could be against. Or my other solution would be to start a worldwide mercenary group, get all the oil companies and cargo companies who travel around Somila to pay them, with an upfront cost they would buy boats, ones that look like yachts but really are armoured for explosion. high power, with at least 50 armoured men on each boat. They would patrol the water appearing like yachters and when they would first see the pirates, from ports in the side of the boat that cannot be seen from the outside, we open fire with high power rifles, killing each of them, and if for some chance they got close enough to the boat to board, I'm sure most would be killed and the rest would be easy targets. Doing this over time would eliminate a large number of these wastes of life. Well that's just my opinion.
 

redivider

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there's world-class sailing in the caribbean, Hawaii, Japan, i've heard nothing but amazing stories of ppl that sail from washington state to Florida both through the Panama Canal and around the tip of south america...

why the fuck would you go to seas where there are pirates??? the majority of the world is covered in ocean, there's plenty of choices when it comes to leisure sailing.

natural selection at work.
 

cajuncowby

Active Member
First, the pirates aren't just in african waters. The last American couple was taken off the coast of Oman, which is Saudi Waters but off coast enough to be international waters. The Navy cant attack them because they are criminals, not countries, as well as our police forces dont have jurisdiction either so when caught they usually get released or killed, which is why most surrender.... BUT they are looking into joint country task forces to handle the pirates.
 

Kodank Moment

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First, the pirates aren't just in african waters. The last American couple was taken off the coast of Oman, which is Saudi Waters but off coast enough to be international waters. The Navy cant attack them because they are criminals, not countries, as well as our police forces dont have jurisdiction either so when caught they usually get released or killed, which is why most surrender.... BUT they are looking into joint country task forces to handle the pirates.

If we make a task force....the pirates are fucking fucked in the fucking fuck holes. Period.
 

redivider

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First, the pirates aren't just in african waters. The last American couple was taken off the coast of Oman, which is Saudi Waters but off coast enough to be international waters. The Navy cant attack them because they are criminals, not countries, as well as our police forces dont have jurisdiction either so when caught they usually get released or killed, which is why most surrender.... BUT they are looking into joint country task forces to handle the pirates.
do you think cocaine runners would put up with pirates in carribean waters, or any waterway where they use to smuggle drugs?????? bring in all that extra attention???

we don't need a task force. all you need is cojones to deal with the problem.
 

beardo

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Rep plus to somilian pirates for being resourseful and making the most out of what they've got
 
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