Friends and family

Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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One sister-in-law is a harpy straight from the depths of Hell. I love that woman. She could peel paint off a tractor from 20 paces. She makes up words when conventional swear words just aren't filthy enough. I carry a note book around to keep a record of the good ones. My all time favorite is butt-sucking-hemorrhoid-licking-son-of-a-bow-legged-chancla-wearing-hammer-toed-2-bit-whore. That's what she considers warming up. She gets really pissed off when I start laughing my ass off during one of her rants. I can't help it. It's sooooo fucking funny. Especially when she curses in Spanglish. She mixes it all up and and gets things backward. That pisses her off even more. Which makes me laugh harder. Then I end up running for my life.

I love my family. Bunch of dumb asses.....
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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Granny weed said:
Out of all your friends and family is their one person that really irritates you.
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ya my dad. cause that bitch never took care of my mom, sister, or I. thinking about him irritates me soo much, if I ever saw him, I'd probably punch his face and tell him thanks for all the nothing he has done for us. but I haven't seen him around for a very long time, so I don't think I'll get a chance to smash his face in, probably wouldn't even recognize him to tell you the truth... other than that, everyone else that is family and friends, I love
 
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silasraven

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they all did. it was never good times just bad vibes. no one wanted to talk about thw good happening they just wanted to focus on the bullshit in their life and mine. so i got rid of them. been at peace ever since
 
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gioua

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My side of the family (including wifey +4 kids) are talkers when we get together.. there are at least 4-5 subjects being talked about at once... very confusing at times.. but for the most part we all get along 100%

My inlaws are very quiet which drives me bonkers.. both in laws can sit in a room for hours and say nothing more then how you feeling or you ok..

sadly I spend wayyyyyyyy more time at the inlaws so I started to just talk to them and see what kinda trouble I can stir up
 
HeartlandHank

HeartlandHank

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My oldest sister. She managed to make growing up a living hell for everyone in the house.
She lays guilt on anyone in the family who will take it. My mother is still taking care of her like a child... AND her children. Fucked up. She tries to convince my mother that all of her problems are my mothers fault.

Fuck, growing up with a house full of women was stressful. a 1200 mile move South has done wonders for my mind. haha.

Edit: This is nothing against women... it's just strange for a male to grow up in a home with 4 women, no males.
 
oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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Dr. Greenhorn said:
ya my dad. cause that bitch never took care of my mom, sister, or I. thinking about him irritates me soo much, if I ever saw him, I'd probably punch his face and tell him thanks for all the nothing he has done for us. but I haven't seen him around for a very long time, so I don't think I'll get a chance to smash his face in, probably wouldn't even recognize him to tell you the truth... other than that, everyone else that is family and friends, I love
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There is a TV show called The Locator that gets seperated family members together...I suggest you contact them. I've seen alot of those shows they always end the same way with lots of crying and hugging about lost time.
But I never saw one end in a knockout that would be badass and I certainly would not miss that episode and it might make you feel better as well

And to answer the question the woman that gave birth to me really grates my cheese
The Forigner song COLD AS ICE comes to mind when I think of her
 
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