FREE pipe #3

time to pack some hash ,keef and hash oil into my bong because I dont have a pipe!!! I used to have a mini vape too but i smoked dmt out of it so....could really use a new one ..It would make me so happy i would probly adopt a hundred cats!!!! and donate money to a cat foundation...and go see cats on broadway....just sayin
 
bryon209 said:
what did yall eat for dinner
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Mexican... Carne Asada in a green chile sauce and chile relleno... we got our bill comped cause a roach ran across the table. It was delicious(not the roach), but I'm never going back that's for sure! LMAO... Then had some amazing gelatto (different place of course)...
 
bryon209 said:
ewww i hate roaches ..... both kinds i just throw them away and roll a new one
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Lol I know right... I almost just walked out, but was fuckin' hungry... Oh well... 3 beers two dishes, chips and salsa and a ice tea all for $8... would've been $30 if our uninvited guest hadn't shown up lol.
I don't really smoke joints...bongs... and I'm sure I'd pipe it up more if I had an awesome new fdd piece (not being obvious or anything...)
 
well who ever wins this pipe may they need it and use it . I hope they value it over all and use it to the full potential .... blah blah blah ......not really I hope i win every man to himself
 
bryon209 said:
well who ever wins this pipe may they need it and use it . I hope they value it over all and use it to the full potential .... blah blah blah ......not really I hope i win every man to himself
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Haha that's what I'm sayin'...

I've killed for less...

Let's do this....
 
i will tell you what we can share it ill send it to you like a child in a divorce .....i want weekends and holidays
 
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some jokes, why not???

What does a dildo and soybeans have in common?

Theyre both used as a meat substitute ;)

Bob walks into a public men’s room to pee. standing at the urinal waiting for the flow to start when all of a sudden, a man with no arms walks in and stands at the urinal next to him.

The guy with no arms says, “Hey mate, as you can see I have no arms. Would you mind pulling my zipper down for me?”

Bob looks around, doesn’t see anyone else and decides to pull it down for him.

The armless man then says, “I hate to bother you again mate, but could you hold my wank for me while I piss?” Bob agrees and holds it for him while he starts to go.

As the armless man is relieving himself, Bob looks down and notices warts, scabs, pus,and swelling on the guy’s wanker. They both finish and go to leave. As Bob starts washing his hands, he says to the armless man, “Hey, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s wrong with your dick?”

The armless man then pulls his arms out of his shirt and replies, “I don’t know either, but I’m not touching it!” ;)

enjoy


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charlie sheens bout to get roasted!!!!! I am just wondering how many coke and hooker jokes you can fit in an hour
 
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