Freaking Butt hole Friend

I wouldn`t buy a pizza amongst a bunch of stoners in the car even if I really wanted to, thats just evil.

But question: Why are £0.50 coins 7 sided?

To pry them out of Jew`s hands with a spanner LOL

Gonna tell me Jews aren`t stingy? My dad was working with a Jew once and I`m gonna never forget, it was about shipping crushed rocks from a quarry to the Jew`s place. The rocks weren`t precious but it was quite a big thing. If I`m not remembering wrong a tonne of the rock was worth $8 and there was around 40 tonnes in each lorry.

The Jew went as far as doing the math and subtracting the amount of petrol burnt in the tanker of the lorry, and demanding extra stone for the weight of petrol... The turkish shipment company asked what the hell he was doing and offered to give him 3 extra lorry loads at the end of this without ANY charge. The Jew still sat there, with his calculator and paper, calculated and saw it was worth FUCK ALL, and the 3 truck loads were worth about 10x the loss from burnt petrol by weight and he finally agreed to sign the contract. What a jerkoff...

the hashshasher said:

so im kinda angry at my greedy "jewish" friend............... so i was like "yo ill pick u up n well go in my car" and i was already like on E

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sounds like your priorities are out of whack

Tenner said:

The Jew went as far as doing the math and subtracting the amount of petrol burnt in the tanker of the lorry, and demanding extra stone for the weight of petrol... The turkish shipment company asked what the hell he was doing and offered to give him 3 extra lorry loads at the end of this without ANY charge. The Jew still sat there, with his calculator and paper, calculated and saw it was worth FUCK ALL, and the 3 truck loads were worth about 10x the loss from burnt petrol by weight and he finally agreed to sign the contract. What a jerkoff...

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Sounds more like a smart businessman. Don't hate.

Slojo69 said:

Dude fuck you and yer "Give me gas money." Dude said he'd meet you there. You offered to give him a ride. You sound like the greedy asshole here. That's like having someone over for dinner and wanting them to pay for the food they ate when you invited them haha. Get off his back man. And fuck ya, if I bought the pizza fuck you all, It's my pizza! You want some, go buy yer own! If i get full and there is some left ... MAYBE I'll give you some ... but most likely not

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From comments on this board, a lot of americans feel that a moral contribution is in fact a mandatory one and you're a cunt if you don't cough up the money I agree with you in that he had no expectations to pay nor obligation, yer just a muppet

TigerClock said:

Id of called you both fags and walked home....

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Agreed lol

KiefCatcher said:

Sounds more like a smart businessman. Don't hate.

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A smart businessman? well..

Everybody hated him and he ended up getting ripped off and went back to israel