found a dime of brick rolled a big blunt its laced

minnesmoker

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smells like burning paraformaldehyde? I've smelled that. I haven't tried it, but I've smelled it, and that shit is funky. You could mistake it for some weed that's been dipped in embalming fluid, but nothing else...
 

chewberto

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I've smoked many of coke and crack laced joints...never meth! And you went and got tested already for meth and came up positive? really? How old are you?
 

minnesmoker

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nah, I'm taking pre-orders. 10 for a 16, 5 for an 8. Gotta' be 21, and I don't take Mastercard, Visa, American Express, or checks.

Got interest in watermelon! I've never had a watermelon pie, I guess I could bang out a smoothie. I think I'm going to beg the boss lady into a partial financing, I'll put up my best oral arguments when I head in to bed... I could sell those creamcicles for 4 bucks a pop... But, that's more a refreshing treat than a shine. LoL. Had someone ask me about chocolate cream. I guess I could do it -- 190, 100 whipped cream vodka, 100 chocolate vodka, and a dark chocolate simple syrup. Would only net about 2 bucks a jar, and would settle at about 120 proof.

I've got a master plan... I'm going to teach my weed guy my secret recipes. He'll pass my shine on, and I'll make all the profit, he'll get to take it over, and get 100% of the proceeds, the day I get in the car and drive away.
 
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