Fooling around with my roommates ex...opions?

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Hahaha you guys are awesome.

I'm not worried about him talking shit, we don't share any friends except 2. And they both don't give a shit.

Also yes he is insane but not violent and like I said I'd whoop his fucking ass all over this house if it came to it.

I sleep with the door locked and my .45 right next to me and I am a light sleeper. I'd blast his ass in a second.

No she isn't cute, she is some fat toothless whore. Of course she is cute you retard lol.

I would love to leave her alone with my .45. She isn't stupid enough to touch it lol and mickey mouse hand is long gone, haven't seen her in almost a year.

I can't destroy her. I've got a little penis.

bad idea, you live with this guy..an you grow and it is only a matter of time before he finds out...pussy is easy to get, find another broad with no drama.

Corso312 said:

bad idea, you live with this guy..an you grow and it is only a matter of time before he finds out...pussy is easy to get, find another broad with no drama.

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She isn't drama, he is. He's s big pussy, and he sits around cries. He sucks.

Also I am currently not growing shit. I have no worries other then loosing a kind of alright friend. He's really not worth much to me.

I only live here as a last resort and now that I am getting back on my feet I'm looking for a new place to live already sooo....

Kodank Moment said:

Hahaha you guys are awesome.

I'm not worried about him talking shit, we don't share any friends except 2. And they both don't give a shit.

Also yes he is insane but not violent and like I said I'd whoop his fucking ass all over this house if it came to it.

I sleep with the door locked and my .45 right next to me and I am a light sleeper. I'd blast his ass in a second.

No she isn't cute, she is some fat toothless whore. Of course she is cute you retard lol.

I would love to leave her alone with my .45. She isn't stupid enough to touch it lol and mickey mouse hand is long gone, haven't seen her in almost a year.

I can't destroy her. I've got a little penis.

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Hahaha you guys are awesome

I'm not worried about him talking shit, we don't share any friends except 2.And they both don't give a shit.
(they might not give a shit but will nevertrust you again)

Also yes he is insane but not violent and like I said I'd whoop his fucking assall over this house if it came to it.
(man what a friend you are)

I sleep with the door locked and my .45 right next to me and I am a lightsleeper. I'd blast his ass in a second
(two things, if he is not that tough whatyou need a gun for, also, blast yourroomate over a chick and a fight and you will do 15 to life)

No she isn't cute, she is some fat toothless whore. Of course she is cute youretard lol.
(she is also thinking of screwing her xboyfriends roomate, real class act I am sure)

I would love to leave her alone with my .45. She isn't stupid enough to touchit lol and mickey mouse hand is long gone, haven't seen her in almost a year.
(responsible gun ownership for sure, Obamasdream boy)

I can't destroy her. I've got a little penis.
(that was obvious from the first post)

i been down this road it didnt turn out well unfornatly she was pregnant before we started fucking when i found out a month later i felt bad lol eventually they always find out it aint worth the hassle i lost a friend i grew up with over a piece of pussy so if i was you i would fuck once there never call again lol

Kodank Moment said:

She isn't drama, he is. He's s big pussy, and he sits around cries. He sucks.

Also I am currently not growing shit. I have no worries other then loosing a kind of alright friend. He's really not worth much to me.

I only live here as a last resort and now that I am getting back on my feet I'm looking for a new place to live already sooo....

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if ya don't grow I would not worry about it...I would not let this guy know where ya move to and start the op again..he could be salty for years and snitch on ya down the road...If it were me I would probably find a bitch you know he can pull and introduce them..once he gets a piece of ass he will forget about ol girl

so what do you think can i get in on it? we can run a train and make up for your lack of stalk

Honestly is the best policy. When I was young I screwed the girl on his pillow and we fought
and it was over. Sooooo if he has any prized bottles of booze he has been saving
I say drink that with her and do it on his playstation!

Bros before Hoes... id he ain't a bro... tap that ass... stay high.

charface said:

Honestly is the best policy. When I was young I screwed the girl on his pillow and we fought
and it was over. Sooooo if he has any prized bottles of booze he has been saving
I say drink that with her and do it on his playstation!

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why stop there? go for the hat trick and wreck his car.

Hepheastus420 said:

lol "dick her".. I always say "dick her down". Of course that's disrespectful. But I guess girls that get dicked down don't deserve respect.

I don't think he should go for it. It's his roommate's ex and the dude loved her. His roommate would be crushed if he found out. Plus it's just stupid to jeapordize his relationship with his roommate over a fucking vagina lol.

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my personal fave is "massacre them cakes" so dont feel bad hep. for real tho op you might not think that dudes violent till he finds out an stabs you when you walk into yo apt. if you not tryin to be with her buss that bitch down an move on.

yeah even if you do not care about them it could make the whole roommate thing uncomfy to say the least.
But like you said you could just shoot him!
That way you will get two new roomies where there are no womenn to fight over. Unless your a skinny pretty
dude.

I would date her and hide it from you roommate.

Kodank Moment said:

So my roommate is insane, he thought he loved this girl after 2 weeks. He told her. She dipped.

We connected and she is crazy about me and I'm not gonna lie I could EASILY be with her. No weird love shit.

My roommate and I aren't that close. I don't bring her back here cause he'll try and fight me and I'll knock him out and go to jail.

Opinions? Should be an entertaining topic.

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Ya gotta fuck her theres no way around it.Your roomate fucked up by getting to attached waaaay to soon.

chrishydro said:

Hahaha you guys are awesome

I'm not worried about him talking shit, we don't share any friends except 2.And they both don't give a shit.
(they might not give a shit but will nevertrust you again)

Also yes he is insane but not violent and like I said I'd whoop his fucking assall over this house if it came to it.
(man what a friend you are)

I sleep with the door locked and my .45 right next to me and I am a lightsleeper. I'd blast his ass in a second
(two things, if he is not that tough whatyou need a gun for, also, blast yourroomate over a chick and a fight and you will do 15 to life)

No she isn't cute, she is some fat toothless whore. Of course she is cute youretard lol.
(she is also thinking of screwing her xboyfriends roomate, real class act I am sure)

I would love to leave her alone with my .45. She isn't stupid enough to touchit lol and mickey mouse hand is long gone, haven't seen her in almost a year.
(responsible gun ownership for sure, Obamasdream boy)

I can't destroy her. I've got a little penis.
(that was obvious from the first post)

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1. The 2 friends that know already, don't care. I didn't steal his girl from him, he got attached and was saying he wanted to marry her and he loves her.

Soooo...she was like fuck this crazy dude and broke up with him, and then we started hanging out and hit it off. I don't see how that's untruthworthy...but ok!!

2. I know I'd be such a terrible friend for defending myself if I was attacked. Lol you're dumb.

3. I sleep with a gun because I've been robbed, while home. Not to protect myself from him lol. The gun would be for if he came at me with a weapon. In my state if that happens, and I am defending myself, I might get sued for wrongful death. Not 15 years, again...you're dumb.

4. She's actually very sweet and genuine. Apparently you think a girl who was smothered, and then the same guy tells you he loves you and wants to spend the rest of his life with her, after 2 weeks is apparently a whore. So it's my fault we connected? We kissed and I've touched her vag, that's it. She has a rule of no sex for a month and a lot of morals. Please take your judgemental bullshit elsewhere. Thanks.

5. I'm extremely responsible with my weapon. It's locked in a safe everyday before I got to work. The safe is bolted to the floor. You know nothing of the mickey mouse hand situation so, fuck off.

6. Even though my penis is small, I bet you'd love to shove it into your mouth, balls and everything.

Anything else princess?

P.S. I'm sure we'd all agree, you just got fucking told.

He isn't that good of a friend, we rarely hang out and I don't invite him to hang with me and my friends.

He is no bro, so hoes first with him. Always.

Living here was a last resort until I could get on my feet, he had an extra, really small room. So I took it.

There really isn't any trust in the first place. At least from me. He smokes hella, but he still won't know where I live.

Why ask for opinions if you dont want them, I`m not against you fuckin whoever you want.

charface said:

Why ask for opinions if you dont want them, I`m not against you fuckin whoever you want.

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Asking for an opinion doesn't mean I have to agree with it. I'm glad your down with me fucking whoever. I am too lol.

For me it is always tough to see people I know get all hung up on a bitch, especially one who just ain't feeling him...you try to dumb it down for them an they just refuse to see whats up...I have a few buddies who continually get played and they deserve it...they do the same shit with every broad..get all caught up way too fast after banging them once or twice and start blowing their phones up and sending flowers and shit getting too clingy over a piece of ass..they would have a breakdown if they knew what I and a few dozen other people around the neighborhood knew about the woman they are sweating.