Food related flattery

Earlier today, at the grocery store, I saw a gorgeous lady, with a very nice butt carrying a pack up cupcakes.
Suddenly I found myself thinking, to myself "I'd like to cup her cakes".
Anyone else have any food related pick up lines, compliments that you think to yourself?

I have grabbed those big long pork loins put it where my cock should be and said "hey baby you hungry?" "oh come on just touch it" in the grocery store to my wife.

^^^LOL

Was your dad a farmer, cuz you got nice melons bitch!

Excuse me... Does this particular super market carry KY? If not, I have some in my van in the parking lot.

Are you gonna eat that?

"You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only 10 I see."

Lately I've been reading @ZaraBeth420 posts, And I gotta wonder is this dude even trying anymore?

I know some really good ones in Portuguese but you fuckers dont speak it.

KLITE said:

I know some really good ones in Portuguese but you fuckers dont speak it.

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we'll run it through google translate it'll probably be funnier than the original

@LargeMarge
Olha la desculpa, o teu pai e da tropa de certeza nao?

Nao, entao porque?

Ah, e que ja marchavas!



Ah e nao e pedreiro por acaso?

Nao porque?

Ah e que saiste um grande caboco!

KLITE said:

@LargeMarge
Olha la desculpa, o teu pai e da tropa de certeza nao?

Nao, entao porque?

Ah, e que ja marchavas!



Ah e nao e pedreiro por acaso?

Nao porque?

Ah e que saiste um grande caboco!

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I got a feeling there's a lot lost in the translation.

How about a cannabis twist to this?

I'll mush that kush

KLITE said:

@LargeMarge
Olha la desculpa, o teu pai e da tropa de certeza nao?

Nao, entao porque?

Ah, e que ja marchavas!



Ah e nao e pedreiro por acaso?

Nao porque?

Ah e que saiste um grande caboco!

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Funnily enough I've read things in my native English that made less sense.

dgthumb said:

Earlier today, at the grocery store, I saw a gorgeous lady, with a very nice butt carrying a pack up cupcakes.
Suddenly I found myself thinking, to myself "I'd like to cup her cakes".
Anyone else have any food related pick up lines, compliments that you think to yourself?

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Not really...
but when a hot girl brings her car in to my shop, I do give her rack a free inspection..
I also typically probe the rear end for proper lubricant too
Sigh...
the things I do for my shop...

LargeMarge said:

Funnily enough I've read things in my native English that made less sense.

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No kidding! There's times I have to just quit reading what people are posting because it makes no sense.