Flirting with disaster.

Hookabelly said:

THIS ^^^^^@guys: don't use ANY lines and make it so easy for us! LOL use your eyes…try it next time.

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Ah yes, the Marty Feldman method.

Knew i shoulda put it in the advanced growers section

Lol

Love that guy btw

Hookabelly said:

THIS ^^^^^@guys: don't use ANY lines and make it so easy for us! LOL use your eyes…try it next time.

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Last time I did that I ended up going to HR's "sexual harassment in the workplace" class?

Hmmm

Work on your physique
practice good hygiene
And get some game apparently

qwizoking said:

Hmmm

Work on your physique
practice good hygiene
And get some game apparently

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Being born hot isn't really game, is it?

It's like being born with a vagina. Sex just finds you.

iamnobody said:

Last time I did that I ended up going to HR's "sexual harassment in the workplace" class?

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What?? How could they prove where/how you were looking at someone??

Hookabelly said:

What?? How could they prove where/how you were looking at someone??

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-probably didn't help that I was masturbating at the time.

A drunk friend actually used this one and I was shocked.

Him - Wana fuck?
Her - No!
Him - Then why you bring your cunt?

Sounds a lot better in our own language though.

Well I met my current girl friend, at a drum jam. I think I was drunk, but she had a oil rig out taking dabs publicly. I was like damn that's crazy. So I approached her and told her I sell concentrates she bought a couple grams and she keep inviting me over, finally I gave in and now we are together.. She is beautiful, super cool and way smarter then me.. She puts me in check which I like, I can be quite a idiot at times and she calls me on bullshit...

@42nell20

tyler.durden said:

"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"

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Thats a trip! Good one