Finish the sentence above you!

fat, thick, juicy....





Popsicles, love em.

Growing weed makes me feel...

all happy and smiley


tonight mathew i shall be...................

taking over the world, hold my calls please.


DAMN IT JACKSON YOU COULDVE GOTTEN ALL KILLED BACK THERE IN THE

" stars in their eyes " mini bus going round the roundabout on two wheels.

I was laughing, she was laughing,...............

but the dog would never walk the same ever again.

until the vet removed the 10 inch....

ostrich feather from its arse, "wheres the rest of the ostrich?" the vet asked?

.........................

"go fuck your self and mind your business!" said the dog owner!

to which the doctror replies, "I WILL....

" as soon as the animal welfare people get here. Your in a lot of trouble you know, the ostrich is indangerd in iceland"

How the fuck did I.............................

know i live in a cave

do yo know....

people that live in caves hate the light and navigate via echo location.

these bat skin underwear....

fit just right around the crotch area..

momma told me..

to 'fuck off you little bastard fucker'

momma says your daddy was..

ALX.

i would pay child support but....

i keep buying weed with the money

so nex time....

Ill wear a condom then i dunt have to give anyone anything.


the younger the ...............

tush the tighter the push.

I suck dick b/c

well you just do and no ones gonna think different of you because of it except maybe jesus.

I love fishes cause they so delicious..

ly nutricious.

I would _____ Penelopy anywhere anytime.

bang . i hate when people on this forum ....

talk bollocks on other ppls threads and start fights n shit lol or try to lol.


cannabis does....