Finish the sentence above you!

cum bubbles. I heard they pop all over the place...

Man i would to..

jerk off all over my face and blow them .....
but my mothers boyfriend.....

fucked his third grade english teacher, mrs.lockhump...
bitch had a club foot...

i seen it ........
lady had a pussy so humungous you could....

eat a 3 course meal off the lips...
this chick stuck a....

stop sign in her ass once.....
her parents must have never......

loved her cause shes a straight up skank...
girls mouth is so big...

she could stick 3 dicks in her mouth.....and a pussy all at once....
man i really mis when she....

Take my legs and shove them up her vagina tellin me we'd always be together

I think she has

some kinda nut or something...
she could do the craziest things with her...

nipples...it was awesome

Dont you think..

that if you went into the jungle to find the magical forest of Ganja, that you would instead find a village of virgin pigmys.

And all that you could think was....

how should i do them....doggy....69.....misssionary.....
and as soon as you popped your dick in there a huge ......

alarm went off in your head... why does this bitch have such a big adam's apple.

I went to the farm yesterday to ...

picked me up some pumpkintits...
guy walks into a bar

slaps the bartender and walks back out.

When I was in fourth grade this girl...

used too poke her ass right in front of me... i never really gave much thought to why she did it....come to think about it...her figer was my dick....back then it looked like a finger....
you should see it now its.....

fuckin HUUUGE! Like a horse dick that every time i walk i trip on it...

So lesbians totally...

cum guzzle like its there job...
ran into this bitch that owned my dough on the street, so i said "

"wheres my money bitch?!" and gave her a mean pimp hand...

thats when a crackhead jumped from the trees....