Finish the sentence above you!

a monkey wrench and some bolts to attach it

so i go to the garage and .....

Find a bum jacking off violently.


Come here and

get me.

walkin down the street ......

I blazed a bowl.

Everything comes....

if u pull on it for long enough.
for prolonged periods, i'd....

recommend doing it vigorously nonstop

until the mailman came and...

started watching through the window.
the odd bit was....

i kinda found it kinky

until he said....

i got peanut butter all over me under my uniform.
i got worried then cuz......

he told me to reach inside and find the force....

so i pulled out my 45 and.....

and found the force alright.
don't think he was very impressed with 45inches......

he says my tapemeasure streches 80 ft!

and to that you say...

that's some deep throating ability u have there brother.
can ur mum......

clean my room its dirty as hell

also i need her to...

fetch ur sister to clean out my pipes.
think i have a....

clog in the main drain

now i dont have any drain-o but...

ive heard ur sister has a hell of a suck.

meanwhile on the other side of town the towns folk cornered a..................

..blinged up hobo and questioned just where the fuck he got all the bling from.
he said....

" im county champion bum wars winner three years runnin, I got the necklace for winning last year, the watch for this year.

The hobo then squared up to me, rubbing his hands and sniggering........................

MUAHAHA ive got your lucky charms!

and to that i said hey....