Finish the sentence above you!

mane2008 · Jun 26, 2010

the weasel.
The rich get richer......

dankdalia · Jun 26, 2010

and then the boobs get bigger.

When I see you, I think......

welldiced · Jun 26, 2010

of how you broke my heart, by smearing shit on my widow.

Did you hear.....

beardo · Jun 27, 2010

the one about the gay midget? he had a...

welldiced · Jun 27, 2010

short fuse!

She had on........

clark0kent · Jun 27, 2010

clown shoes, a bright red moo-moo and the largest sombrero i had ever seen!!!

she opened her mouth and said...

dankdalia · Jun 27, 2010

"Don't you fucking tell me what to do."

Last time I ate chicken.....

VansStoner1748 · Jun 28, 2010

......i swollowed the wishbone and shit out a rainbow.

Sometimes the word....

Noobplanter · Jun 28, 2010

..."dank" is over used ;D

I can't stand people who...

monty Python · Jun 28, 2010

.. do stealth farts in public.
The worst kind of fart is...

beardo · Jun 28, 2010

wet and more than a fart from the start. If you were smart.....

VansStoner1748 · Jun 28, 2010

And an advid farter you would put dryer sheets in you pants. That way the.....

clark0kent · Jun 28, 2010

stank would smell like roses!!

i hate it when...

eastsidebagel · Jun 28, 2010

...I cum on my toothbrush.

Last Friday night I was so close voting republican but then...

Str8Dank · Jun 28, 2010

i woke the fuck up and realized that i was.....

eastsidebagel · Jun 28, 2010

Sunday morning, time for church and everything was okay!

A greenish haze invaded your house and your neighbor...

beardo · Jun 28, 2010

is a prostitute. whenever im trying to watch a movie...

clark0kent · Jun 28, 2010

i can't help but think that she is really a man.

that just makes me think of...

eastsidebagel · Jun 28, 2010

...crackers!!!

It's really fun to use a friend's old Internet modem to...

dankdalia · Jun 30, 2010

make de shit today.

Last night i realized.....