fcked up stories- heres mine

heathaa

heathaa

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well one night i waited till my girl got home from work it was the middle of the night and we were getting intimate. well re ripped off eachothers clothes and went at it. well we were getting hot and heavy and she gets up. she grabs a container of lube and puts it on her. well she jumps on my d*ck and we start going at it. about 15 second in we feel this intense sensation. at first cool and kinda relieving then as soon as we felt it, it started burning she jumped off me and hauled ass through the house naked. i was not far behind her. we ran to the shower. we fought over the water cuz it burned so bad like getting stung by a hive of bees it was horrible. it had to been worst for her cuz it was inside her. minutes later we get out and realize she put some icy hott as lube. ive tried to use the stuff before and it was so hot i couldnt handle it on my back. you know it had to hurt.
 
password351

password351

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heathaa said:
well one night i waited till my girl got home from work it was the middle of the night and we were getting intimate. well re ripped off eachothers clothes and went at it. well we were getting hot and heavy and she gets up. she grabs a container of lube and puts it on her. well she jumps on my d*ck and we start going at it. about 15 second in we feel this intense sensation. at first cool and kinda relieving then as soon as we felt it, it started burning she jumped off me and hauled ass through the house naked. i was not far behind her. we ran to the shower. we fought over the water cuz it burned so bad like getting stung by a hive of bees it was horrible. it had to been worst for her cuz it was inside her. minutes later we get out and realize she put some icy hott as lube. ive tried to use the stuff before and it was so hot i couldnt handle it on my back. you know it had to hurt.
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wow, was she ok? :shock:
 
heathaa

heathaa

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it hurt as bad as putting near boiling water on me. this stuff is so strong when i tried it on my back i jumped in the shower and washed it off. feels like a chemical burn or something lotta menthol in it
 
Big Joop

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heathaa said:
well one night i waited till my girl got home from work it was the middle of the night and we were getting intimate. well re ripped off eachothers clothes and went at it. well we were getting hot and heavy and she gets up. she grabs a container of lube and puts it on her. well she jumps on my d*ck and we start going at it. about 15 second in we feel this intense sensation. at first cool and kinda relieving then as soon as we felt it, it started burning she jumped off me and hauled ass through the house naked. i was not far behind her. we ran to the shower. we fought over the water cuz it burned so bad like getting stung by a hive of bees it was horrible. it had to been worst for her cuz it was inside her. minutes later we get out and realize she put some icy hott as lube. ive tried to use the stuff before and it was so hot i couldnt handle it on my back. you know it had to hurt.
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Cool Story, Bro.
 
heathaa

heathaa

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yeah it was such a suprise specially cuz we had sex on our mind and it was over really quick lol
 
gogrow

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:shock::shock: WOW..... i've had a buddy put that stuff on my eyelids back when i was a teen... it can cause some horrible irritation to "sensitive areas".... i am sorry for you and your girl on this one..... dont really have a story to top you here.... and for that i am glad
 
password351

password351

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well i had a girl gag and vomit while she was blowing me

it happened to me while I was getting my first ever bj.

Washing chunks of what was taco bell out of your pubes isn't a good way to start the day. :cry:
 
gogrow

gogrow

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password351 said:
well i had a girl gag and vomit while she was blowing me

it happened to me while I was getting my first ever bj.

Washing chunks of what was taco bell out of your pubes isn't a good way to start the day. :cry:
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that is a hell of a first bro:shock:.... i would bet you were all "fuck a bj" for awhile after that:lol:
 
Rosslyn

Rosslyn

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I knew someone that did something similar, not once, but twice. They weren't the smartest couple considering they did round two. It was Bengay, though.
 
420passion

420passion

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reminds me when i was in prison my cellys buddys put this medical grade icy hot (needed a rx to get it) in his underwear while he was in the shower. def one of the funniest pranks ive seen.
 
heathaa

heathaa

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yeah the stuff i used was max strength theragesic. ive been lookin online and im not the only one whos been burned by it just not in that area. its super hot try it lol
 
BIGBUDDZ

BIGBUDDZ

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F**K that s**t man.. Id say you didnt get any for a week or that after it? Lol not makin fun of you or notin i just really stoned :)
 
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