F*ck jail

the only reason i was stressing this one so much is because i fucked up and smoked for like 13 days and usually i only do for like 5. i hate to say it, but my p.o is really a nice guy, he just doesnt like to get bullshitted. he might know what the deal is, i dunno. im always pissing straight see through water for the tests and he never says anything. i do walk in to his office with a mostly empty liter of water everytime so im not too suspicious.
 
saw a hbo special about a person who was in trouble for crack or something bad. He got piss tested even though he used continuously. His secret was right before the test poor bleach on your hands and while your pissing just pee on your hand so the runoff bleach goes along with your pisss. He passed. Not sure why or if the bleach hand pee thing even worked.
 
ive heard about that a few times. only thing is im not willing to experiment with ways to past tests whilst pissing for a probation officer. the way i have to screen it wouldnt be possible to get bleach onto your hands without the p.o noticing. i think i could pull off a pee condom in the gooch, but id rather just try to do it as straight as possible.
 
drink bunch of water till u piss clear, eat a couple multi-vitamins, then continue with liquids. multi-vitamin helps with that dilution problem! thats the only thing that ever worked for me!:mrgreen:
 
well congrats on the building fire!! but why would you smoke another j,, now you have to drink and stress more while you could have been clean for 58 days? i dunno... if i know like 30-40 days in advance of my test, i drink, eat and exercise like crazy for the first 20 days, this uses up the built up thc in you, then i drink like a mad man fot the last 10-20 days, it works for me
 
i get high for like a week after every drug test and usually dont stress. and i always know the exact date when i have them. my next on march 27th. when i failed the one i didnt drink any water before going and once i got there i pissed such a little amount and it was mad yellow. thats why i failed. i just fucked up this last time and smoked for 2 weeks, which i already said. the reason ill smoke another j is why the fuck not? im disgusted that im in trouble with the law for a damn plant in the first place, i try not to fuck up and put my self in more trouble, but if im able to smoke you bet your ass im going to.
 
Actual clean piss in a condom taped to my leg is how I passed my first drug test. I was shaking like a mofo (didn't handle stress well then), and Im sure the tester could tell. Cut the condom with a razor, let it go in a cup. The tester looked at the temperature strip twice, it was 91 degrees. I thought I had failed until I read that they take samples from 90 degrees and up. Not sure why I was nervous, it was just a test to get a job at a car dealership.:roll:
 
FilthyFletch said:
You can use fake bladder and fake penis setups but they cost a few dollars. I have passed drug tests and had smoked the day before.Last time I did that I got pulled over and my partner had a few warrants and they found my other buddy had 6 dime sacks I didnt know he even had so we all went to jail and my lawyer who is the best might I say cut a deal if I agreed to a piss test I would be let go and if I failed Id stay on the original charges. I figured fuck it woke up in jail they took me for my test mind you we smoked all that day before and hour befoe getting picked up so I pissed for them 4 hours later I was at home smoking another blunt and getting bond money for my peoples lol.Positive thinking and hopefully you ve been drinking tons of water over this time and not working out as burning fat releases stored thc to your system so you wanna be a sloth leading to known tests. I have passed all my piss tests few hundred over the years and counting lol
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so u just wear a prosthetic penis/fake bladder all the time? u woke up in jail and was taken to have a drug test but had the fake urine/penis already in hand? i might just be high but im wondering how u got threw intake with a strap on haha
 
what do u mean kicked out of the country? If you fail a piss test in the US nothing happens. If you had half a brain you would of use a detox/flush for your system which would of gotten all of the marijuana traces out
 
do you see "kicked out" anywhere in that post. i meant i would go on the run, i was fucking around.
 
what the fuck are all these people giving me hassle for. get off my nuts. ill smoke when i can.
 
ghostsamurai25 said:
For stoners you guys dont know much about thc and how its stored in the body. THC is stored in fat and has a 7 day half life in the body. Meaning that if you smoke a joint it will stay in your system for up to 7 days, if you smoke after again (lets say on the 5th day since you last smoked) you now have 9 days before your clean. The more you smoke, the more your body is saturated with thc in your fat cells. Heres where you have a problem, if you drink as many gallons of water as you want your only diluting urine while your body is still breaking down fat and releasing it into your blood stream which eventually makes it through the kidneys and then to the liver, which is then passed in the urine sample resulting in a failed test.
The way the blockers work is that they prevent the liver from processing any new chemicals or food materials by coating the liver with a gum type material. It will only let the stored water that you are instructed to drink with the kit remain to be used. You are instructed to pee several times after drinking the kit or solution to pass the dirty urine through your system to be followed by pure water which contains b vitamins and colour to resemble urine, thats incase its beeing sent to the lab for a lab test. Your standard dip stick test doesnt care about the added content because its only job is to detect thc.
I did a few years on probation and had to piss up to 3 times a month. I even failed a few times by using generic crap and had to do time because of it. I dont recomend gnc products at all. I do recomend a drink called 420 cleanser, it is the most trusted and reliable drink on the market and was scientifically designed. It is pricey around $60 dollars for the big bottle. But its worth it when freedom is on the line. I would spend around 300 a month on that stuff 5 years ago.
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so if I smoke constantly from a long long time, I'll never get rid of the THC :) LOL
 
hahaha, its pretty funny that on a site that completely supports and helps people who illegally grow marijuana, the word "Fuck" on the title of this thread was edited when freedom of speech is legal. hypocrisy at its finest.
 
good luck but even if you fail you can probly do less time in jail then on probation.

i failed 1 last week and they let me slide.. if i fail next time im goign to hit my probation officer and run out the door.
 
drink a shit load of flush :D
or move to england jail is cushy you get a tv in ur pad , 3 meals , hav a few fights play footi do some weights then maybe a game of pool later on, not much of a deterant
 
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